Legendary Olympic Athlete Michael Phelps' girlfriend was born with a penis.

That's gonna be awkward.

Is it weird that I thought about Crocodile Dundee in that bar?
 
That's gonna be awkward.

Is it weird that I thought about Crocodile Dundee in that bar?

I think it's weirder that Phelps was using Tinder. He's an Olympian with endorsement deals, what the hell does he need Tinder for?
 
I think it's weirder that Phelps was using Tinder. He's an Olympian with endorsement deals, what the hell does he need Tinder for?

Phelps was hitting a bong at a party in a house near campus here a few years back. The dude hasn't grown up any since then.
 
Phelps was hitting a bong at a party in a house near campus here a few years back. The dude hasn't grown up any since then.

I don't doubt his immaturity. I just personally think an Olympic athlete shouldn't have any problem meeting girls.
 
I don't doubt his immaturity. I just personally think an Olympic athlete shouldn't have any problem meeting girls.

I don't think he has a problem meeting girls, it's just he doesn't know how to meet girls in a more mature way. He's never grown up. Never had to.
 
I don't think he has a problem meeting girls, it's just he doesn't know how to meet girls in a more mature way. He's never grown up. Never had to.

Isn't that the main benefit of being a celebrated athlete?
 
For all you young guys out there who may be a bit inexperienced, here's a tip: If your girlfriend volunteers for butt sex before you've even thought of bringing the subject up....be suspicious. Be very suspicious.
 
For all you young guys out there who may be a bit inexperienced, here's a tip: If your girlfriend volunteers for butt sex before you've even thought of bringing the subject up....be suspicious. Be very suspicious.

*Laugh*
 
why should it concern anyone but her and her guy?
it's not the 1950s ffs. why do people still find it awkward?
 
why should it concern anyone but her and her guy?
it's not the 1950s ffs. why do people still find it awkward?

It would only be awkward if he didn't know.

And from the article, it sounds like he didn't.
 
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