Hi, New to the forums.

[Twisted33]

Hi everyone, ive been lurking on the site reading stories for a long time and somehow always overlooked the forum, i thought i would check it out and was surprised by how active it seems. I wasnt sure where best to put an introduction thread but i figured general would be good.

I prefer to go by "twisted", i tend to be more of a night owl even though i always pay for it in the morning. Always up for a conversation or nice debate(as long as it stays civil). And generally think im an open and honest person.

Summery: Hi

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay.


You might change own to owl...

 

[Twisted33]

Good call. Sadly i proof read it before i posted it and still missed it.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Hi Twisted. Welcome to Lit

You may want to seek out the Playground to dip your toe in the water before swimming with the sharks in the GB.

 

[Killswitch]

Show us your tits.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We be guppies...

 

[Que Va]

Welcome. Are you here for the politics?

You seem friendly enough, I bet you'd like some rousing political discourse, am I right?

 

[Twisted33]

Show us your tits.

Sorry not much to see. I guess i neglected to mention i was male.

 

[Que Va]

Sorry not much to see. I guess i neglected to mention i was male.

More beer and potato chips. It's what Skiddles did to get his.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Show us your penis.

 

[Twisted33]

Show us your tits.

Welcome. Are you here for the politics?

You seem friendly enough, I bet you'd like some rousing political discourse, am I right?

Although pretty opinionated on the matter i try and keep my religious and political beliefs to myself unless people ask my direct opinion on a matter. I wouldnt volunteer.

 

[Que Va]

Although pretty opinionated on the matter i try and keep my religious and political beliefs to myself unless people ask my direct opinion on a matter. I wouldnt volunteer.

That is a WISE policy my friend, have you tried the chatrooms?

 

[Twisted33]

Show us your penis.

Afraid it looks like most other ones(that i know of). Nothing special about it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't worry, post it and we'll let you know for certain.

 

[Twisted33]

That is a WISE policy my friend, have you tried the chatrooms?

I havent, are they recommended? Nice people?

 

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[Que]

I havent, are they recommended? Nice people?

Fantastic people. So long as you don't mind nudity and adult situations....

 

[Twisted33]

Fantastic people. So long as you don't mind nudity and adult situations....

If i minded that and i ended up here im worse with google than i thought.

 

[Que]

I dunno, the other day there was a discussion here on the general board where a few people maintain that prurient content has nothing to do with their presence on LitEROTICA.

The GB area isn't the sexiest place offered here. Aside from the occasional gratuitous boob shot. Up ^ there is "Main Literotica Forum" take a browse, see what you like. Best way to get to know a few people is to participate in threads. Whatever catches your eye is best. Might as well bond with people of similar dispervement. I mean discernment.

Chat, by the way is our snipe hunt. It does not exist because it never works. Don't listen to Queerbaiter. He is kind of a troll.

 

[Wolfias]

Hi everyone, ive been lurking on the site reading stories for a long time and somehow always overlooked the forum, i thought i would check it out and was surprised by how active it seems. I wasnt sure where best to put an introduction thread but i figured general would be good.

I prefer to go by "twisted", i tend to be more of a night owl even though i always pay for it in the morning. Always up for a conversation or nice debate(as long as it stays civil). And generally think im an open and honest person.

Summery: Hi

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Welcome to Lit Twisted you'll enjoy it here.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Hi everyone, ive been lurking on the site reading stories for a long time and somehow always overlooked the forum, i thought i would check it out and was surprised by how active it seems. I wasnt sure where best to put an introduction thread but i figured general would be good.

I prefer to go by "twisted", i tend to be more of a night owl even though i always pay for it in the morning. Always up for a conversation or nice debate(as long as it stays civil). And generally think im an open and honest person.

Summery: Hi

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I assume a "summery Hi" is brighter and warmer than a "wintery" greeting, but what distinguishes it from a salutation in the spring or here in the fall?

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[Wife of Bath]

I assume a "summery Hi" is brighter and warmer than a "wintery" greeting, but what distinguishes it from a salutation in the spring or here in the fall?

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I'm giggling.

 

[Que]

Welcome to Lit Twisted you'll enjoy it here.

To be clear, that is entirely up to him. He is not required to enjoy it. Plenty of people hang around not enjoying it.

 

[Wolfias]

Obviously...

 

[Mischka]

I prefer to go by "twisted" ...

Tell us the story that led to that nickname.

*sits criss-cross apple sauce and waits*