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[bg23]

Best anti depressant ever. Seriously you guys. I was feeling kinda low, kinda stressed, anxious, a bit sad. Also, sleepy. Like I just wanted to take a nap. And then I was also hungry.

Then I sucked a cock and I felt better. It cures all. You should try it.

 

[Monica_112]

You're not supposed to bite it off you know

 

[kbate]

You are dead to me.

 

[bg23]

You're not supposed to bite it off you know

Look, apparently all I needed was some protein.

 

[Pookie]

You're not supposed to bite it off you know

How else are you gonna get to the center?

1 ... 2 ... 3 ... crunch.

 

[bg23]

You are dead to me.

I will do penance by eating out three Marys (how the fuck do you pluralize Mary) and fingering somebody's rosary.

 

[bg23]

How else are you gonna get to the center?

1 ... 2 ... 3 ... crunch.

I always wondered what it'd sound like if you snapped it off.

 

[neci]

there is scientific evidence supporting the curing powers of sperms.

 

[bg23]

there is scientific evidence supporting the curing powers of sperms.

i bet you've published papers on this

 

[neci]

i bet you've published papers on this

i'm more of a data gatherer.

 

[MonaLittle]

I hope your better half knows what a gem he has with you!!

 

[Jennifer]

there is scientific evidence supporting the curing powers of sperms.

Really? Other than moisturizer?

 

[Pookie]

Really? Other than moisturizer?

Well, it definitely doesn't make your tits bigger. *sigh*

Don't believe anyone who tells you different.

 

[MonaLittle]

there is scientific evidence supporting the curing powers of sperms.

*suspicious*

 

[Pookie]

I always wondered what it'd sound like if you snapped it off.

After my first few, I learned to gag the guy first. Otherwise you can't hear the crunch.

 

[spacekowboy]

This thread was hot until the penis crunching. Now I'm going to go ice my wang as a preventative measure.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This thread was hot until the penis crunching. Now I'm going to go ice my wang as a preventative measure.

When it's really cold can you lay it on the back of my neck?

 

[kbate]

When it's really cold can you lay it on the back of my neck?

You are dead to me as well.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You are dead to me as well.

Why? I didn't ask him to cram it up my ladygarden. Cold stuff helps my neck pain.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If you had an icy vagina I'd ask you to straddle my neck.

 

[neci]

kbate has a frigid vag.

heh.

 

[kbate]

If you had an icy vagina I'd ask you to straddle my neck.

I have been called frigid more than once.

 

[kbate]

today even.

cunts.

 

[neci]

*happy penis dance*

 

[spacekowboy]

Why? I didn't ask him to cram it up my ladygarden. Cold stuff helps my neck pain.

This phrase just made my morning.