Black Friday is.......

You could not get me out of my house with a crowbar.,. The refrigerator and bar will be well stocked and I ain't leaving the house until Monday morning.
 
When anything is not fun I lose interest. Black Friday-not fun. Too many people, too much rudeness especially down here.
 
Black Friday is an African-American tradition when the hood goes to town en masse and uses its five-finger and strong-arm discounts.
 
why in the world would anyone go out in that mess when you can just as easily purchase the black Friday deals online?

I will not be out with the hoards of crazies. I will most likely be at the gym working off the 1000's of calories I plan to eat on Thanksgiving.
 
A stereotypically gay associate at Macy's told me, "Honey, we don't celebrate the season, we SELL the season."


;)
 
It's a fantastic opportunity for people watching particularly if you have a Walmart near you. I'm telling you it's better than going to the state fair!
 
why in the world would anyone go out in that mess when you can just as easily purchase the black Friday deals online?

I will not be out with the hoards of crazies. I will most likely be at the gym working off the 1000's of calories I plan to eat on Thanksgiving.

Niggers aint smart enough to steal shit online.
 
I'll be spending Black Friday on the couch with Bluey, than you very much.
 
WTF. MrBubbly.

Stop showing pics of me in mah Eeyore jammies getting bargains. :mad:

Pffft. At least I was wearing mah FUggs.
 
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