And now for something completely different

FoolMeOnce

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This is not my first foray on Lit. I have been here before, but needed a break. I've decided to return today in the hopes of finding something different. I will confess that I love sex. I love talking about all the aspects of sex, turn ons and turn offs, and everything that goes with it. But sex isn't the only thing in life. I enjoy getting to know all about someone. What makes them laugh, cry, smile, ticks them off, their hopes, their dreams. It's so much fun to talk with someone about things that don't involve sex, at least not right away. There's a build to everything in life, and taking your time adds so much to these things. So here's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for a person or people (women obviously) who want to just talk and connect on a somewhat deeper level. Where it will lead is anyone's guess. But there's no rush. I don't have many "requirements," but there are a few things I should say.

I would prefer it if you were single. I don't mind talking to anyone who may be married or in a relationship. But there sometimes can be complications there. I've dealt with that before, and it's just not for me.

Be honest. This one should be a given. I get that we are online and can be anything we want to be. But I am pretty straightforward, and won't lead anyone to believe that I'm something I'm not. That's all I ask from someone else.


As for me, you can find out a little about me on my profile. Or you can contact me if you're interested, and we can get to know each other and see what happens. I hope to hear from you.


Edit: I should clarify my statements about those who are married and in a relationship. I am fine talking to those who are involved with someone. What I meant was that I am not looking to make anyone change their status. I am not into stealing anyone away, getting serious with someone's spouse or girlfriend, or things like that. Hope that clears things up some :)
 
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Would it help if I said I was nice, not creepy? Likes to talk but isn't peepy? A good listener who offers advice and often smells nice? My head isn't in the clouds, my feet are on the ground, and I put the toilet seat down? A loyal, trusting friend? One who won't break or bend? I...

I'll stop here before this gets any lamer :eek:
 
What's your favorite cologne (or body wash/aftershave/deodorant)? Smelling good is a plus.
 
What's your favorite cologne (or body wash/aftershave/deodorant)? Smelling good is a plus.

Cool Water cologne, Right Guard deodorant, and Dial Odor Armor body wash has been my recent favorite.
 
Thanks :) I always like to smell my best without it being too overpowering. Took a while to find the right balance.

Men who wear cologne make me swoon. Most of them probably have no idea, but I'm sure a few of them pick up on it. ;)
 
Men who wear cologne make me swoon. Most of them probably have no idea, but I'm sure a few of them pick up on it. ;)

Really? See, this is one of those times where I wish the internet had a smell function. Been a while since I've been swooned ;)
 
Really? See, this is one of those times where I wish the internet had a smell function. Been a while since I've been swooned ;)

You could always mail me your shirt after you wear it. :D

(Little known jenibee lit fact: Years ago a guy actually did mail me his shirt (Hi Kev!) and it smelled soooo good. Very hot. A++ would have a shirt mailed to me again.) ;)
 
You could always mail me your shirt after you wear it. :D

(Little known jenibee lit fact: Years ago a guy actually did mail me his shirt (Hi Kev!) and it smelled soooo good. Very hot. A++ would have a shirt mailed to me again.) ;)

Hmm interesting. I've never done that, but I did get an offer a few years ago. It's something to consider. I mean unless you're near the East Coast and want a sniff straight from the source ;)
 
Hmm interesting. I've never done that, but I did get an offer a few years ago. It's something to consider. I mean unless you're near the East Coast and want a sniff straight from the source ;)

It just so happens that I'm near the East Coast. :)
 
Looking at that map, let me say this. Old man in purple pants, doing the geography dance. Walking around with a putt putt. I am living near his butt. Did you get it? Are you close? We have gardens, boardwalks, and freaky ghosts :)

New Jersey?
 
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