All I want

Back in the day I'd just drink a half a bottle of vodka and hope for a soft place to land.
 
My employer has requested the honor of my presence tomorrow. Some nonsense about spreading sunshine, raising moral and making people happy...or I'd go break out a bottle of something.
 
i love your av.

work all day tomorrow for me, so instead of another glass of wine, i'm drinking nettle tea. i have a feeling it's going to be an early night, unless i get some strange burst of energy.
 
i've wanted to go back to sleep since i woke up, but that would be foolish. also, i don't want the dog to shit on the chair again.

and the couch.

the little fucker.

why does she have to shit on the furniture? couldn't she at least put on the rug like a normal dog? huh? ANSWER ME!
 
Tomorrow to be here so i can sleep in a bed instead of on a couch.
 
Dance of the seven veils for the troops?

Sadly, no. That might be fun, until the troops started yelling, "put it ON! put it back ON!" That might make me sad.

i love your av.

work all day tomorrow for me, so instead of another glass of wine, i'm drinking nettle tea. i have a feeling it's going to be an early night, unless i get some strange burst of energy.

If it's my AV you speak of, thank you. I now have that burst of energy :( I hope i can go to sleep before midnight. Wouldn't want to disappoint the troops dontcha know.

i've wanted to go back to sleep since i woke up, but that would be foolish. also, i don't want the dog to shit on the chair again.

and the couch.

the little fucker.

why does she have to shit on the furniture? couldn't she at least put on the rug like a normal dog? huh? ANSWER ME!

I have had many quirky pups in my time, but nothing as quirky as that. I would offer a suggestion, if I had one.


this...this will be me...I can feel it.

Tomorrow to be here so i can sleep in a bed instead of on a couch.

I now have an Annie song in my head. I hope you sleep well...tomorrow.
 
I was napping just a few minutes ago, resting up for a fun night out when my mother called complaining of serious pain. Now I'm sitting in the ER as they.... do their thing.
 
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