Blue balls and waterfalls

[ms_ann_thrope]

Anyone have a sure fire method for causing blue balls? It could be a handy thing to know.

 

[Que Va]

I wouldn't know. Mine have always been blue.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I wouldn't know. Mine have always been blue.

Not getting any.

*nods*

 

[Que Va]

It happens...

~shrug~

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I wouldn't know. Mine have always been blue.

It happens...

~shrug~

Looks like it always happens.

 

[Que Va]

Looks like it always happens.

Just about get 'em drained and they fill right back up again.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Just about get 'em drained and they fill right back up again.

You primarily prime your own pump?

 

[Que Va]

Don't all Litizens?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't all Litizens?

I thought Garnate made house calls.

 

[bronzeage]

Anyone have a sure fire method for causing blue balls? It could be a handy thing to know.

There's no such thing. It's just a thing guys made up to make women think about our balls and feel guilty for not giving us a blowjob.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

There's no such thing. It's just a thing guys made up to make women think about our balls and feel guilty for not giving us a blowjob.

Or something to complain about whilst searching for the mythical clitoris.

 

[patient1]

Have you tried paint?

 

[Amber_Gris]

That sounds like a Shins' song title.

 

[jacktar48]

Anyone have a sure fire method for causing blue balls? It could be a handy thing to know.

This is guaranteed:

Tell him every day you're almost ready for that hot weekend he's been demanding. Describe all the things you might let him do to you, but don't let him do any of them. Tell him he better save it because he's going to need it.

After several months of this, arrange to meet him in a hotel. When he's just about to come, break his hands and leave.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

This is guaranteed:

Tell him every day you're almost ready for that hot weekend he's been demanding. Describe all the things you might let him do to you, but don't let him do any of them. Tell him he better save it because he's going to need it.

After several months of this, arrange to meet him in a hotel. When he's just about to come, break his hands and leave.

Lol. Bookmarked.