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peterhollings

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Hey everyone. So I would consider myself somewhat of a lit-posting noobie. I don't really post much but I read all the time :devil:

So I am looking to get my significant other to squirt. Although I do not know how really. I get her to climax all the time but how do I get her to gush? Is this something that I need to trigger or her to embrace? Halp pls
 
All I have to say about this is be careful what you wish for.
 
As Cumference stated, make sure it's something she wants also, some equate squirting with pee and find it embarrassing rather than erotic. And it has been said already in other threads, once learned it cannot be unlearned. Some ladies find it's great fun and erotic to squirt at first, only to find it a pain later on because they soak through everything each and every time they have sex.

Squirting can be wonderful, but it's not the be all and end all of great sex.
 
i can neither confirm nor deny any allegations of nursery rhyme-inspired jealousy. :p

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peterhollings said:
Hey everyone. So I would consider myself somewhat of a lit-posting noobie. I don't really post much but I read all the time :devil:

So I am looking to get my significant other to squirt. Although I do not know how really. I get her to climax all the time but how do I get her to gush? Is this something that I need to trigger or her to embrace? Halp pls
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Break up with her. People are boring and relationships are not worth the effort.
 
It's psychological like many women hold it in. Make sure she doesn't do that, like just tell her you want her to do it if she's never done it before. Then she might loosen up to do it. But you should try simultaneous vag penetration and clit stimulation and it should be nonstop.
 
I should start a thread about how NOT to squirt. It's an unnecessary mess, as far as I'm concerned. Guys seem to only love it for the ego boost. If I could keep from doing it, I would.
 
Garnate said:
I should start a thread about how NOT to squirt. It's an unnecessary mess, as far as I'm concerned. Guys seem to only love it for the ego boost. If I could keep from doing it, I would.
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If I don't squirt I might explode.
No, only jokes. Unnecessary, check. Mess, double check. It's almost alien but ego boosts are..****.
 
JtohisPB said:
I'm with Garnate on this one. I detest dealing with a wet spot and would so rather not deal with it.
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Sometimes there's no argument who gets the wet spot with me since I can soak most of the bed. :mad: Luckily that's not every time or I might become a nun.
 
Garnate said:
I should start a thread about how NOT to squirt. It's an unnecessary mess, as far as I'm concerned. Guys seem to only love it for the ego boost. If I could keep from doing it, I would.
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All through my TRY THIS thread people ask about squirting and I tell them, "Be careful what you wish for."

MANY posts state that it does NOTHING to enhance the orgasm, is only satisfying like having a good pee when you need to but overall it is a MESS!!!

This was one post:

OH MY GOD, YES!!!
I am a squirter. I squirt PROFUSELY (like, Cythereal amounts) when I've been aroused for long enough (which is almost constantly when I'm with my new boyfriend)... and I am SICK TO DEATH of it. I don't give a shit how many guys have told me it's like the hottest thing they've experienced, I WISH TO GOD I DIDN'T. I routinely soak through three bi-folded towels and the sheet right down to the mattress. If I try to stop myself from squirting, I can't cum. It is a HUGE pain in the ass. It used to be hot, when I didn't do it every single damn time, and when it was in smaller amounts... but it has really gotten out of hand and I don't know what to do about it.
So yeah... if you don't squirt, honestly, from my standpoint... consider yourself lucky. It doesn't make my orgasms any better or more intense, and it's a giant mess. elijahRDC / 10/06/13

Some CAN hold it in but then they develop a kind of "BLUE BALLS" feeling so that's no good.

From some of my "resaerch" I think if you can get her G-Gasming right away then the Skeenes never fill completely and empty on every contraction during DOZENS of G-Gasms so the problem with flooded basements etc is minimized. Just a suggestion for those trying NOT to squirt.

For those still trying and thinking it is the OTHER HALF of a spectacular sex life .... DON'T BE A DUMMY. If you can make / GIVE your partner dozens of mind blowing orgasms and you think you're failure for not making her ejaculate then you're doing it RIGHT!! OK?
 
Mr.G said:
All through my TRY THIS thread people ask about squirting and I tell them, "Be careful what you wish for."

MANY posts state that it does NOTHING to enhance the orgasm, is only satisfying like having a good pee when you need to but overall it is a MESS!!!

This was one post:

OH MY GOD, YES!!!
I am a squirter. I squirt PROFUSELY (like, Cythereal amounts) when I've been aroused for long enough (which is almost constantly when I'm with my new boyfriend)... and I am SICK TO DEATH of it. I don't give a shit how many guys have told me it's like the hottest thing they've experienced, I WISH TO GOD I DIDN'T. I routinely soak through three bi-folded towels and the sheet right down to the mattress. If I try to stop myself from squirting, I can't cum. It is a HUGE pain in the ass. It used to be hot, when I didn't do it every single damn time, and when it was in smaller amounts... but it has really gotten out of hand and I don't know what to do about it.
So yeah... if you don't squirt, honestly, from my standpoint... consider yourself lucky. It doesn't make my orgasms any better or more intense, and it's a giant mess. elijahRDC / 10/06/13

Some CAN hold it in but then they develop a kind of "BLUE BALLS" feeling so that's no good.

From some of my "resaerch" I think if you can get her G-Gasming right away then the Skeenes never fill completely and empty on every contraction during DOZENS of G-Gasms so the problem with flooded basements etc is minimized. Just a suggestion for those trying NOT to squirt.

For those still trying and thinking it is the OTHER HALF of a spectacular sex life .... DON'T BE A DUMMY. If you can make / GIVE your partner dozens of mind blowing orgasms and you think you're failure for not making her ejaculate then you're doing it RIGHT!! OK?
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^^This dude (?) gets it.
Felix_Jones said:
And free of charge.
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And yet I still feel I should be getting a refund. How odd.
 
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