Post apocalyptic story thread.

[Lit_Zombie]

This IS NOT AN RPG!!!!!

First ten volunteers. (two other writers, and seven randomish people) Two of which shall die (Tom Savini "The Godfather of Gore" style... IMDB him...) early. The rest of us will be subject to the horrible and or amazing concoctions of the writers of which I will be one.

This IS NOT AN RPG!!!!! Your success failure and actions can and will be dictated by the writers. Your reactions [to posts or prompts or emails] will be taken into account and filed. You may feel guilt for the actions we(the writers or your gods) make you take. However, more often than not you will just be written into the story. As the real you [ real name not required ] i.e. looks, likes, fears, skills, GOALS...

This IS NOT AN RPG!!!!!

For example here is a scenario: ... Shit happens ...

What would You do?

This IS NOT AN RPG!!!!!

We the writers read these and formulate a small story. Then we build. Then, a little show and tell. And it happens again. And again, until we kill you all off!!!! AND (maybe) each other so that someone can take it over as... Whatever it has become...


(wait what if all the writers die early on? Simple. We show favoritism for the characters we like. And perpetuate violence and death for those whom {we} may or may not like it...)

This IS NOT AN RPG!!!!!

 

[MyRubiLips]

Okay, so if it's not a role play why do you need ten people?

 

[TugMyNipples]

Is the storyline (or it's vague outline) one of those where the Earth (which is to say, the US) is miraculously saved by a gallant few (writers/favorite characters?) and the carnage-induced depletion in the world population is rectified by pre and post traumatic monkey mating?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I've written a multitude of post apocalyptic stories...I'm kinda done with them for now.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Okay, so if it's not a role play why do you need ten people?

reactions and components on events. You don't always know how people will react.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Is the storyline (or it's vague outline) one of those where the Earth (which is to say, the US) is miraculously saved by a gallant few (writers/favorite characters?) and the carnage-induced depletion in the world population is rectified by pre and post traumatic monkey mating?

There is no saving the US or UK or wherever think Mad Max...

 

[Lit_Zombie]

I've written a multitude of post apocalyptic stories...I'm kinda done with them for now.

Then WHY comment. dive back into you lurker realm. If you have nothing to add you are not needed. (may look up your profile later so you can die with gory, or is it glory... one of the two. )

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Look. No hate here. Just looking for ideas and maybe a little help. if I offend sorry, but I don't care. Your feelings don't matter to me. Opinions, Ideas and Suggestions maybe.

 

[emap]

Honestly you would get ideas if there was something here. You say a couple times not an rpg, and then there's nothing. If you want people to comment on the actual idea, there has to be an idea.

Shit happens what would you do is not an idea, that is a stoned person having the best idea ever, and only a stoned person sitting next to him will get it. You have to put something out there to have any sort of a discussion on it.

So far all you have done is shown you hate other people and have no actual idea. Come back with an idea.

 

[TugMyNipples]

There is no saving the US or UK or wherever think Mad Max...

Isn't Mad Max a 'good wins over evil..... But does it?' kind of movie? Coming back to your story, WHAT is the apocalypse about/induced from?

 

[TugMyNipples]

Look. No hate here. Just looking for ideas and maybe a little help. if I offend sorry, but I don't care. Your feelings don't matter to me. Opinions, Ideas and Suggestions maybe.

Hating/attacking is a knee jerk reaction around here. Wait for this comment to be picked upon. Or not. *shrugs*

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Then WHY comment. dive back into you lurker realm. If you have nothing to add you are not needed. (may look up your profile later so you can die with gory, or is it glory... one of the two. )

Why comment? I thought you, being who you are ---Not an RPG!--- would get my post. If you don't? Too bad for you. ---------NOT and RPG!--------.

If there had been even a kernel of an idea there, I would have added to it. Unfortunately, there was no substance to your Original Post, so I gave you an answer without substance. ----Not an RPG!----.

If you want ideas...say so. If you have other then a drug induced meandering idea ----Not an RPG----, then say so.

If you're looking for an RPG, there's a forum here for just that.

So stop, smoking, taking, drinking your drug of choice and speak coherently.

Or in other words, Fuck You.

 

[MyRubiLips]

Basically, as others have mentioned in their own ways, I was trying to figure out if you have a story idea here...

 

[Saucyminx]

Honestly you would get ideas if there was something here. You say a couple times not an rpg, and then there's nothing. If you want people to comment on the actual idea, there has to be an idea.

Shit happens what would you do is not an idea, that is a stoned person having the best idea ever, and only a stoned person sitting next to him will get it. You have to put something out there to have any sort of a discussion on it.

So far all you have done is shown you hate other people and have no actual idea. Come back with an idea.

Emap I still love you to pieces.

 

[Hypoxia]

Basically, as others have mentioned in their own ways, I was trying to figure out if you have a story idea here...

OP is trolling for ideas -- as if this forum contains something else. What, ideas? Ain't no ideas here, no stories here.

I just posted a thread called GIVEAWAYS with a few storylines and titles I'm giving away, free, gratis, for nothing. OP can run with any of them. I and others have posted zillions of ideas here, all free for the taking. OP apparently hasn't gone so far as to actually read this forum and the many idea threads. Feh.

OP says they want multiple co-authors. That format is called a Chain Story and they're bloody welcome to it. They need merely convince somebody to invest their time and effort in the project. But a story seed is needed first -- an idea. C'mon, OP, whip out some ideas. As we say in my country: Shit or get of the pot.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

smug bitch

Honestly you would get ideas if there was something here. You say a couple times not an rpg, and then there's nothing. If you want people to comment on the actual idea, there has to be an idea.

Shit happens what would you do is not an idea, that is a stoned person having the best idea ever, and only a stoned person sitting next to him will get it. You have to put something out there to have any sort of a discussion on it.

So far all you have done is shown you hate other people and have no actual idea. Come back with an idea.

I say it with a smile though.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

No titles here

Isn't Mad Max a 'good wins over evil..... But does it?' kind of movie? Coming back to your story, WHAT is the apocalypse about/induced from?

Well... I would say that Mad Max is more about which evil you choose. In the movie Mel wasn't a good person by any means. He did help a lot of people but he killed more it you want to do the tally.

You can be selfless and giving and still be a bad person in the eyes of society. I mean some pedophiles really do give out free candy. And teach children about adult things. And yet they are the reason that we walk with our kids on Halloween and teach them about strangers. I'm sure in their sick minds they are only doing what is right and taking what they deserve. okay before i shoot myself i gotta get away from that topic.

I haven't decided what caused it yet. I'm always preferential to Zombies. But, those are near and dear to my heart, so I'll hold off on them until I can find either the inspiration and or a really good editor/co-author.

What I am willing to give are a couple of scenarios and a problem to solve for each. And these are for Zeb.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

No titles here. Wait... No, titles here.

One

This one isn't LGBT or Amazonian. I have to clarify that before all your dirty minds get sidetracked.

In a mostly female community you are one of two people:

One, the average woman (or gay male) performing your duties as normal. Collecting food or cleaning, guard duty or patrolling, or even just sitting around during your time between responsibilities when you notice the other option.
Two, a male captive/rescue from a recent skirmish. Rescue, because you are wounded, mostly from a bad bump on the head and can tell that you have been treated with rudimentary first aid. Captive, because you are literally tied to the makeshift stretcher that you are on. Oh, and the heavily armed escort.


Two

Part of a large co-gender “community” (in this story that would be 75+ people).

When a scavenging party returns with way less than half the people that it started with (I'll go with two of ten) and one of them is limping. You could be one of these two people:

One, a rising member and one of the soon to be the elite in this group. A new close friend (not lover) to one of the eight that is not walking back into 'camp'. You were on a watch that didn't allow you to go and you know that your friend didn't want to go either. It was venturing way too close to an area with unexplained gore surrounding it. One person from the last group that even came close to the boundary swore “hands down” that the pieces of flesh hanging from the trees and the corners of the rural houses were “Fucking dicks and balls Man. Everywhere Bro, everywhere. I shit you not! Someone cut 'em off like Bobbitt balls and all and nailed 'em to the Fucking trees.”

Two, the person who was fucking (and maybe a couple other people) said missing person (who just so happens to be of the opposite gender just for shits and giggles) in order to elevate themselves in the social standings through association to the populace.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

OP is trolling for ideas -- as if this forum contains something else. What, ideas? Ain't no ideas here, no stories here.

I just posted a thread called GIVEAWAYS with a few storylines and titles I'm giving away, free, gratis, for nothing. OP can run with any of them. I and others have posted zillions of ideas here, all free for the taking. OP apparently hasn't gone so far as to actually read this forum and the many idea threads. Feh.

OP says they want multiple co-authors. That format is called a Chain Story and they're bloody welcome to it. They need merely convince somebody to invest their time and effort in the project. But a story seed is needed first -- an idea. C'mon, OP, whip out some ideas. As we say in my country: Shit or get of the pot.

No a chain story is passed back and forth like a whore. I want a consensus on what is published here. If that means that my writing and or ideas are not up to par then fine. (just pm me that its up and i'll still read it) There is no reason that any of the persons involved can't add a little side note about anyone else that's talking to them in this world. Especially if we (the others) want to add to it.

This is not an RPG [ Leb ] nor is it a chain story. It will be multiple stories that eventually link together in the George R. R. Martin style.

And The Fun, is finding/figuring out how. oh, and talking to a few people about what they know and can do and using that and maybe a reaction or two.

 

[loquere]

I like the Game of Thrones.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Honestly you would get ideas if there was something here. You say a couple times not an rpg, and then there's nothing. If you want people to comment on the actual idea, there has to be an idea.

Shit happens what would you do is not an idea, that is a stoned person having the best idea ever, and only a stoned person sitting next to him will get it. You have to put something out there to have any sort of a discussion on it.

So far all you have done is shown you hate other people and have no actual idea. Come back with an idea.

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Height: No Answer

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Smoke: No Answer

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Pets: None

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First, I don't smoke, toke, shoot, or sniff. I do drink. A lot.

I also don't answer 'No Answer's. Though I have bookmarked you so I can read a few of your stories just in case. I'd hate to hate someone whose writing is glorious.

I have my doubts but, "Here's to hope." If you didn't know I was drinking (like I always do) then here is your clue.

I do hate people (or most that I meet) but your assumption that I do hurts me. Yeah, most of the people in the 'real world' are asses. Here we can be ourselves. I'm not fake. I say what I mean. All of it, without preamble or qualms. And I talk to people. A lot. And If I hate you; The talking stops. If not, then you have something that is worthwhile. So I (at least try to) continue the conversation. Or argument or whatever.

And just to be fare:

verb 1. perform in a specified way in a particular situation or over a particular period of time.


Lit_Zombie's Biography:

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Age: 33 to 40 (33)

Weight: Average (About 230lbs)

Height: Average (6')

Location: NoVA

Orientation: Straight

Interested In: Friends

Status: Single

Smoke: Yes

Drink: Yes

Fetishes: Wit (I should add shaved but, it can wait)

Pets: None

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Last Modified: November 10, 2014

 

[Lit_Zombie]

oh, also "fuck you" can mean a few different things to me; In some cases (post Marine Corps boot camp) that meant "Hello, and good morning sunshine. Thanks for buying me that beer (and the inordinate amount of shots that you shoved down my gullet) last night. And stopping me from putting my dick in that nasty whore." (Really happened.) Or "Get up. We're cooking" Or I was the one that paid and saved (also really happened.) {I don't like to brag but, I saved the guy that saved me from getting the clap. [which I later got from a 'recently popped' GF]} Also, sometimes it meant 'FUCK YOU!"

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Also not and RPG or chain story for a couple reasons.

these are one and two of ten. I want reactions from people from more than one point of view. Yeah, Eventually the reactions that I like (or the other [if there are any other] authors) will eventually become the driving force behind the characters.

'You' don't get to pick which 'reactions' are chosen. And I cannot write everything. There has to be some r@pe/non-consent, which isn't my thing and a few other things that I have trouble with.

So do i need more scenarios before I get any help? Or do we need background on 'one' and 'two' before we continue?

One

This one isn't LGBT or Amazonian. I have to clarify that before all your dirty minds get sidetracked.

In a mostly female community you are one of two people:

One, the average woman (or gay male) performing your duties as normal. Collecting food or cleaning, guard duty or patrolling, or even just sitting around during your time between responsibilities when you notice the other option.
Two, a male captive/rescue from a recent skirmish. Rescue, because you are wounded, mostly from a bad bump on the head and can tell that you have been treated with rudimentary first aid. Captive, because you are literally tied to the makeshift stretcher that you are on. Oh, and the heavily armed escort.


Two

Part of a large co-gender “community” (in this story that would be 75+ people).

When a scavenging party returns with way less than half the people that it started with (I'll go with two of ten) and one of them is limping. You could be one of these two people:

One, a rising member and one of the soon to be the elite in this group. A new close friend (not lover) to one of the eight that is not walking back into 'camp'. You were on a watch that didn't allow you to go and you know that your friend didn't want to go either. It was venturing way too close to an area with unexplained gore surrounding it. One person from the last group that even came close to the boundary swore “hands down” that the pieces of flesh hanging from the trees and the corners of the rural houses were “Fucking dicks and balls Man. Everywhere Bro, everywhere. I shit you not! Someone cut 'em off like Bobbitt balls and all and nailed 'em to the Fucking trees.”

Two, the person who was fucking (and maybe a couple other people) said missing person (who just so happens to be of the opposite gender just for shits and giggles) in order to elevate themselves in the social standings through association to the populace.

 

[TugMyNipples]

Well... I would say that Mad Max is more about which evil you choose. In the movie Mel wasn't a good person by any means. He did help a lot of people but he killed more it you want to do the tally.

You can be selfless and giving and still be a bad person in the eyes of society. I mean some pedophiles really do give out free candy. And teach children about adult things. And yet they are the reason that we walk with our kids on Halloween and teach them about strangers. I'm sure in their sick minds they are only doing what is right and taking what they deserve. okay before i shoot myself i gotta get away from that topic.

I actually meant the same thing, in not so many words.

One, the average woman (or gay male) performing your duties as normal. Collecting food or cleaning, guard duty or patrolling, or even just sitting around during your time between responsibilities when you notice the other option.
Two, a male captive/rescue from a recent skirmish. Rescue, because you are wounded, mostly from a bad bump on the head and can tell that you have been treated with rudimentary first aid. Captive, because you are literally tied to the makeshift stretcher that you are on. Oh, and the heavily armed escort.


Two

Part of a large co-gender “community” (in this story that would be 75+ people).

When a scavenging party returns with way less than half the people that it started with (I'll go with two of ten) and one of them is limping. You could be one of these two people:

One, a rising member and one of the soon to be the elite in this group. A new close friend (not lover) to one of the eight that is not walking back into 'camp'. You were on a watch that didn't allow you to go and you know that your friend didn't want to go either. It was venturing way too close to an area with unexplained gore surrounding it. One person from the last group that even came close to the boundary swore “hands down” that the pieces of flesh hanging from the trees and the corners of the rural houses were “Fucking dicks and balls Man. Everywhere Bro, everywhere. I shit you not! Someone cut 'em off like Bobbitt balls and all and nailed 'em to the Fucking trees.”

Two, the person who was fucking (and maybe a couple other people) said missing person (who just so happens to be of the opposite gender just for shits and giggles) in order to elevate themselves in the social standings through association to the populace.

Okay. I still don't see the superstructure here. Are coauthors supposed to wing it as they go? Because even in order to do that, they'd need a basic outline. So I ask again. How? Why?

Or do we need background on 'one' and 'two' before we continue?

Yes to that, please. Also? A timeline (preference, or need based) of commencement and completion of the story.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Not long ago there was a unofficial contest held over at the Author's Hangout. Two authors, of the 18 who volunteered to participate, were selected randomly and assigned to write a story. The only requirement was to write a story about - Teamwork.

See, that's a story idea. Teamwork. It didn't matter what category (lit) it was posted in, it had to be about teamwork.

In most cases the authors didn't know each other except for what they posted on the forums. My co-author was a stranger to me. I had never read any of his stories and he had never read any of mine. We didn't win, but we wrote an exceptional story about teamwork.

It's posted here if you are interested. If not...