Wtf

[girlsmiley]

It was 40+ degrees C yesterday.

Why is my nose blocked slash running?

Thanks a lot Laurelle!

 

[kbate]

It's teh ebola

 

[SkAoUt]

It was 40+ degrees C yesterday.

Why is my nose blocked slash running?

Thanks a lot Laurelle!

Haw haw

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm pretty sure she private messaged me this grossness.

I want a refund.

Wait.

No, this is not a refund time because I didn't actually pay anything.

I want a cuddle.

And Kleenex omg it's gross. I have wedding to attend tomorrow. How will I even. Ugh.

 

[kbate]

No one is going to cuddle your diseased body. Go hug a tree.


Great wedding gift, "congrats, have a snot filled honeymoon!"

 

[girlsmiley]

No one is going to cuddle your diseased body. Go hug a tree.

Why are you so mean?

Did someone steal your broomstick or something?

 

[kbate]

Why are you so mean?

Did someone steal your broomstick or something?

Because you are sick and it's fun to poke sick people with sharp sticks. Duh!

 

[girlsmiley]

Because you are sick and it's fun to poke sick people with sharp sticks. Duh!

I should probably wear more clothes. I don't know.

I haven't been snotty and gross for a while. Maybe it's just time.

And I so wanted to blame Lozenge.

You ruin everything, Kate.

 

[kbate]

Oh mind, I feel bad and all that stuff I should feel for one of my kids who isn't well, but since you got this by hanging around with icky people and kissing them. . .

well I warned you.

 

[girlsmiley]

You know what?

There is a man sleeping in my house. He has a beard.

My bestie decided to rock up last night. She's over from Western Australia. A text message to say she was coming would have been nice.

But yeah.

A man, Kate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ignore that vicious hag, I'll cuddle you.

 

[kbate]

You know what?

There is a man sleeping in my house. He has a beard.

My bestie decided to rock up last night. She's over from Western Australia. A text message to say she was coming would have been nice.

But yeah.

A man, Kate.

Well, at least you'll give him your cooties and I can feel good about that bit of it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ignore that vicious hag, I'll cuddle you.

Thank you honey I knew you would.

Also, I got bitten by a mosquito the other night on my hand.

Three times. On my hand. In a line.

I told my boss my bites are like the Three Wise Men and he looked at me funny. It wasn't very nice. I told him, "You know. Like the star constellation." He didn't know what that was. I had to google it for him.

It's no wonder I haven't been sleeping well.

 

[kbate]

Thank you honey I knew you would.

Also, I got bitten by a mosquito the other night on my hand.

Three times. On my hand. In a line.

I told my boss my bites are like the Three Wise Men and he looked at me funny. It wasn't very nice. I told him, "You know. Like the star constellation." He didn't know what that was. I had to google it for him.

It's no wonder I haven't been sleeping well.

go ahead and cuddle the spider hag. see if i care. you dont' know me. you can't hurt me. lay with your man.

 

[Fata Morgana]

go ahead and cuddle the spider hag. see if i care. you dont' know me. you can't hurt me. lay with your man.

I asked you in t'other thread to pick me a new name. Is that it?

 

[girlsmiley]

go ahead and cuddle the spider hag. see if i care. you dont' know me. you can't hurt me. lay with your man.

Well I got the title right! Apt.

I'm not going to lay with him, wormbrain! I only just met him yesterday.

Maybe later. Mmm run my fingers through his man beard...

 

[kbate]

I asked you in t'other thread to pick me a new name. Is that it?

did you look?

You're better now?

I mean healthier, I know the other answer.

 

[kbate]

Well I got the title right! Apt.

I'm not going to lay with him, wormbrain! I only just met him yesterday.

Maybe later. Mmm run my fingers through his man beard...

I just threw up a little bit. Right over your dancing duck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well I got the title right! Apt.

I'm not going to lay with him, wormbrain! I only just met him yesterday.

Maybe later. Mmm run my fingers through his man beard...

Beards are sinister. They only look good on goats and Kathy Bates.

You're dead to me now.

 

[kbate]

Beards are sinister. They only look good on goats and Kathy Bates.

You're dead to me now.

I truly want to kill that woman. kill her with fire. (kathy bates, not girlsmiley)

 

[Fata Morgana]

I truly want to kill that woman. kill her with fire. (kathy bates, not girlsmiley)

Fab in Misery, annoying in most other stuff.

 

[kbate]

Fab in Misery, annoying in most other stuff.

Misery rocked! And not only because a psychotic dyke was killing men, but mostly for that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Misery rocked! And not only because a psychotic dyke was killing men, but mostly for that.

Let's hobble someone!

 

[girlsmiley]

I just threw up a little bit. Right over your dancing duck.

I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to spew on people's avatars.

 

[kbate]

I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to spew on people's avatars.

I think the vote is 2:1 to hobble you now. Sorry