Vegetables?

[Henryj09]

I have always fantasized about using a cucumber to pleasure a woman. are there any ladies out there who have done this or have used other object to pleasure yourself? hope to hear from you all!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have always fantasized about using a cucumber to pleasure a woman. are there any ladies out there who have done this or have used other object to pleasure yourself? hope to hear from you all!

Some shredded onions, some vinegar, sugar, yep.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I have always fantasized about using a cucumber to pleasure a woman. are there any ladies out there who have done this or have used other object to pleasure yourself? hope to hear from you all!

Eggplants and butternut squash are better.

 

[Aquagal]

The zuke, the cuke, the banana...why limit yourself?

 

[Que]

I have always fantasized about using a cucumber to pleasure a woman. are there any ladies out there who have done this or have used other object to pleasure yourself? hope to hear from you all!

I sometimes find myself fantasizing about playing "hide the cucumber" with various women using my vaguely cucumber-shaped phallus.

Seriously though, the first graphically dirty novel I read I found under a piece of furniture in a by the week motel next to a "dirty" bookstore.

Something to do with nurses and there was a scene involving a cucumber. It's been on my mind since. Formative stuff and all that.

 

[Garnate]

If the penis isn't working you move onto another penis. Not the produce section.



Or whatever. I don't judge.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Tzatziki. OMFG

 

[MNGuy]

Watermelon, pumpkin or carrot.

 

[eyer]

Vegetables?

No doubt there're plenty here...

...but you should try the Personals, anyway.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://cdn.homemadeanalporn.net/perelem/555/753_Mistress_cucumber.jpg

 

[Garnate]

http://cdn.homemadeanalporn.net/perelem/555/753_Mistress_cucumber.jpg

I kinda wish that was a gif.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I kinda wish that was a gif.

You should ask Bob to make it so.

 

[Garnate]

You should ask Bob to make it so.

I almost yelled his name when I posted that!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I almost yelled his name when I posted that!

I'm sure he'd like to know that.

 

[Garnate]

I'm sure he'd like to know that.

Bob's good people. He's too good for this thread.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Bob's good people. He's too good for this thread.

Bunny Slippers would be too good for this thread.

 

[Que]

Tzatziki. OMFG

mmm yes...

A little yogurt, some garlic some fresh dill.....it is good on everything!

 

[Henryj09]

wow why is everyone so harsh?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I use my penis.

 

[Jennifer]

I use my penis.

and you use it well

 

[Aquagal]

mmm yes...

A little yogurt, some garlic some fresh dill.....it is good on everything!

Do not put garlic and fresh dill in a twat.

I use my penis.

This.

 

[doctor_insanus]

wow why is everyone so harsh?

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Not-Sure-If-Fry-Meme-Gif.gif

 

[doctor_insanus]

and you use it well

Awwww shucks.

You're just saying that 'cause it's true!

 

[Aquagal]

wow why is everyone so harsh?

Actually I thought we were being nice.

Considering.

 

[parodyluvr75]

wow why is everyone so harsh?

What? I posted a sexy cucumber picture for you. You just can't please some people.