White Elephant Gifts

[Mischka]

The White Elephant party season is upon us! What's the best gift you've given? Best you've received?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I hear they like peanuts.

 

[spacekowboy]

See the taxidermy thread. Heh.

 

[JohnnySavage]

See the taxidermy thread. Heh.

At least then people would talk about the elephant in the room.

 

[Killswitch]

I forgot. You'll have to ask the elephant.

 

[Mischka]

See the taxidermy thread. Heh.

That actually inspired my thread. A coworker brought a stuffed and mounted badger to the office white elephant holiday party. Her husband had found it out on the curb with the neighbor's trash, so naturally, he claimed it. She refused to keep it in the house. I, of course, got it, and added a Santa hat before the next party. It became the gift to get at a friend white elephant party for a couple of years, until the person who got it moved out of town. Fucker.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I prefer to give pink elephant gifts bro!

Stew

 

[bronzeage]

I brought a bong to the company christmas party. It's my company, so I can do things like that.

Everybody brought a wrapped gift, but what was inside was a secret. Then everyone drew numbers to see who chose first. When a person opened a package, they had a choice of keeping their present, or taking one from a previous opening. The bong was the second package opened. There were about 20 people at the party and the bong went around the room. Everyone except me, stole the bong from the person holding it. Number 20 took it home with them.

 

[neci]

I brought a bong to the company christmas party. It's my company, so I can do things like that.

Everybody brought a wrapped gift, but what was inside was a secret. Then everyone drew numbers to see who chose first. When a person opened a package, they had a choice of keeping their present, or taking one from a previous opening. The bong was the second package opened. There were about 20 people at the party and the bong went around the room. Everyone except me, stole the bong from the person holding it. Number 20 took it home with them.

we have a rule that it can only pass hands three times.

 

[bronzeage]

we have a rule that it can only pass hands three times.

Before it was over, I kind of wanted back. No one figured out who brought it until it was over.

 

[Garnate]

I think I got Saint Peter those fingerless gloves that look like tighty whiteys one year. And something bacon-flavored....like gum. Or bandaids that look like bacon. I can't remember.

 

[Aquagal]

A couple years ago, I opened a 1/4 oz of weed gift. It was quickly grabbed up.

 

[neci]

best gift recieved: a hand crafted penis mug.

i need to find something good this year to give.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I liked doing the Lint secret Santa, but I've never done a white elephant gift exchange.

 

[Jennifer]

best gift recieved: a hand crafted penis mug.

i need to find something good this year to give.

I need to learn how to handcraft penis mugs.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I usually give scratch-off lotto tickets or Amazon Gift Certificates. This year I'm baking cookies: Oatmeal Raisin, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Chip.

 

[Killswitch]

best gift recieved: a hand crafted penis mug.

i need to find something good this year to give.

You've given me the greatest gift of all.

Thank you!!!!

 

[Jennifer]

I brought a bong to the company christmas party. It's my company, so I can do things like that.

Everybody brought a wrapped gift, but what was inside was a secret. Then everyone drew numbers to see who chose first. When a person opened a package, they had a choice of keeping their present, or taking one from a previous opening. The bong was the second package opened. There were about 20 people at the party and the bong went around the room. Everyone except me, stole the bong from the person holding it. Number 20 took it home with them.

Do you have any job openings?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Never heard of it!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Never heard of it!

An elephant

 

[spacekowboy]

I need to learn how to handcraft penis mugs.

Mugs. Suuuure.

 

[Jennifer]

Mugs. Suuuure.

Damn. Totally busted me.

 

[Mischka]

Never heard of it!

You should import the game, Fata. Can be loads of fun. Here are the rules.

 

[bronzeage]

Do you have any job openings?

As a matter of fact, we do.

 

[Garnate]

As a matter of fact, we do.

See you soon! *Waves*