The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

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One of the greatest injustices man has to suffer is that he must time and time again outlive his dog.
 
One of the greatest injustices man has to suffer is that he must time and time again outlive his dog.

Oh, I disagree. It's all part of The Pact: Your dog provides you with unconditional love and support, standing beside you for so many years. He is your companion.

Your part of the bargain is that, when it's time, you make his passing as painless and quick as possible.
 
This might sound vulgar and crass, but I'm full-on shitting my pants about that right now.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

We have enjoyed a stellar year here of astronomy watching. The kids and I have have gotten excited over the "Lights", lunar and solar eclipse and now this comet landing.
 
We have enjoyed a stellar year here of astronomy watching. The kids and I have have gotten excited over the "Lights", lunar and solar eclipse and now this comet landing.

here too! a bit sad that byron is missing stuff :(
he took pictures of the spring ecilpse for me. :rose:
 
my bestie, tiring of her tame love life, told her man ''dolf likes being dominated in bed. I think i'd like that too.''
he pinned her to the bed and made her toes curl.
shopping last week, I picked out his new undercrackers. when he said he liked them, she told him it was my choice.

I am weirdly inserted into their bedroom. it feels... odd.
 
my bestie, tiring of her tame love life, told her man ''dolf likes being dominated in bed. I think i'd like that too.''
he pinned her to the bed and made her toes curl.
shopping last week, I picked out his new undercrackers. when he said he liked them, she told him it was my choice.

I am weirdly inserted into their bedroom. it feels... odd.

I think it's rather awesome...experimenting is fun, but some people just need a little help expressing what they want. That said when I talk to my girlfriend about bedroom "antics" she cringes and runs the other way with her fingers in her ears.

Also, I wish I'd brought a Quest bar with me.
 
My day needs more pinning and toe curling.

Or smacking people.
 
I think it's rather awesome...experimenting is fun, but some people just need a little help expressing what they want. That said when I talk to my girlfriend about bedroom "antics" she cringes and runs the other way with her fingers in her ears.

Also, I wish I'd brought a Quest bar with me.

she tells me she has been trying to get him to be more daring for years. i'm her latest angle. apparently, I work!

I will feel a teeny, tiny bit awkward around him now...

quest bar?
 
she tells me she has been trying to get him to be more daring for years. i'm her latest angle. apparently, I work!

I will feel a teeny, tiny bit awkward around him now...

quest bar?


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quest bar?

Totally unrelated.
Quest Bars
I bought the chocolate brownie ones and they're yummy (not all of them are - the raspberry white chocolate is one of the best) and have protein.
I'm hungry and my apple and green tea aren't quite enough.

:rose:
 
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