Dear Laurel

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,



That is all.

Look, asskissing is not going to get you a mod job.

Unless you are Garnate or something.

 

[neci]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you. You are the bestest, and not just because you got rid of the trash, but because you are seriously one of the most awesome people ever to grace the interwebz.

Love,

neci

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you. You are the bestest, and not just because you got rid of the trash, but because you are seriously one of the most awesome people ever to grace the interwebz.

Love,

neci

Look, asskissing is not going t......


Fuck it.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Laurel,

Your site is ok.

Bob

 

[neci]

Look, asskissing is not going t......


Fuck it.

her ass smells like roses and tastes like fine chocolate.

wanna taste?

 

[Saint Peter]

her ass smells like roses and tastes like fine chocolate.

wanna taste?

Maybe just a nibble or two.

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

Maybe just a nibble or two.

first you have to ask her kindly.

He does. That's how I interpreted his comments, too.

i don't blame him.

 

[Saint Peter]

He does. That's how I interpreted his comments, too.

There is a good amount of history here. It was not long after I joined this site that I started the first counting thread on the Playground. That was followed up with your favorite color, would you kiss Saint Peter's ass above you, and the failed count by prime numbers thread. That one only went four posts and sank to the bottom of the list.

Laurel loves me. Maybe not as much as LadyC, but hey, we all have our demons.

 

[doctor_insanus]

her ass smells like roses and tastes like fine chocolate.

wanna taste?

Laurel, I've heard from a reliable source that your ass smells like roses and tastes like fine chocolate. This, of course, confirms all my previous suspicions.

If it's not too much bother, I would enjoy a taste.

At your convenience, of course!

 

[Saint Peter]

Laurel, I've heard from a reliable source that your ass smells like roses and tastes like fine chocolate. This, of course, confirms all my previous suspicions.

If it's not too much bother, I would enjoy a taste.

At your convenience, of course!

Look, asslicking is not going to get you a mod job.

Unless you are Garnate or something.

 

[Garnate]

Look, asslicking is not going to get you a mod job.

Unless you are Garnate or something.

*Licks your ass*

 

[doctor_insanus]

Look, asslicking is not going to get you a mod job.

Unless you are Garnate or something.

I'm not gonna let that stop me.

*Licks your ass*

*licks your ass, too*

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm not gonna let that stop me.




*licks your ass, too*

Welcome on broad!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Welcome on broad!

Thanks, big guy!

 

[Garnate]

*licks your ass, too*

Now we're talking.

 

[Jennifer]

Thanks, big guy!

Doctor, did you find my house keys, yet? You were going to rummage through my vaginal contents, remember?

 

[thør]

Dearest Saint Petey,

Your name is not laurel


1HF

Just make the oatmeal cookies and get a dozen in the mail to me. Make sure they are chewy and not crunchy dry. Raisins would be a nice additive, as would be some ground pecans and a bit of oat bran.

 

[Saint Peter]

I figured you bears would be about done fattening up by now.

 

[domroger]

If someone can suggest another forum to which is would be a more proper fit and explain (politely and logically) why it would be a better fit, I will happily move both threads there.

Just create a new forum and call it Total Crap .

 

[Garnate]

Just create a new forum and call it Total Crap .

"The Wasteland"

 

[MausAss]

Dear Lauren,

Does it bother you if people get your name wrong?

I always make sure to spell your name right. Anything else is just lazy in my opinion and it tells a lot about the person. It's not that hard to check how you spell your name and you have to be pretty stupid to get it wrong. Don't you agree?

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Lauren,

Does it bother you if people get your name wrong?

I always make sure to spell your name right. Anything else is just lazy in my opinion and it tells a lot about the person. It's not that hard to check how you spell your name and you have to be pretty stupid to get it wrong. Don't you agree?

I am sure she does.

 

[Wings]

Laurel, I've heard from a reliable source that your ass smells like roses and tastes like fine chocolate. This, of course, confirms all my previous suspicions.

If it's not too much bother, I would enjoy a taste.

At your convenience, of course!

Was this short sighted in the term you used?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Look, asskissing is not going to get you a mod job.

Unless you are Garnate or something.

*or me. Or any of the mods.