Worst poke ever.

[parodyluvr75]

He lasted maybe ten minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep snoring. When he woke later he asked me for a sandwich.

 

[Learnsmith]

He lasted maybe ten minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep snoring. When he woke later he asked me for a sandwich.

I have never gotten the guys who ask for a sandwich. I have been married for nigh-on ten years and I have never asked my wife - or ANY of my girlfriends - for a sandwich. Quite frankly, I'm picky about my sandwiches and everyone else gets them wrong anyway. It's stupid. It's the height of laziness.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The worst part was he wanted a turkey sandwich.

 

[jomar]

She had weird lips.

 

[M. Jordan]

He lasted maybe ten minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep snoring. When he woke later he asked me for a sandwich.

And??? Did you get him one? How bout the rest of the story?

 

[Aquagal]

He lasted maybe ten minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep snoring. When he woke later he asked me for a sandwich.

You should have gone with the 9 in finch.

 

[FGB]

He lasted maybe ten minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep snoring. When he woke later he asked me for a sandwich.

What?

He didn't finish you off in some way.

The selfish bastard!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I was hoping this would have been a BASIC programming thread.

 

[doctor_insanus]

He lasted maybe ten minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep snoring. When he woke later he asked me for a sandwich.

See, the mistake he made was asking.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/352238ef050eeac03b82f8eff8bef5f2/tumblr_n3y2o7Oea11rl7p8wo1_400.gif

*ducks*

 

[parodyluvr75]

What?

He didn't finish you off in some way.

The selfish bastard!

I know!

I was hoping this would have been a BASIC programming thread.

he couldn't unlock his door by himself, let alone.

See, the mistake he made was asking.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/352238ef050eeac03b82f8eff8bef5f2/tumblr_n3y2o7Oea11rl7p8wo1_400.gif

*ducks*

Oh that's fowl, sugar.

 

[Paendragon]

Lies! I don't snore.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You do, but it's a sexy gravelly manly snore. Don't be mad when I wake you in the middle of the night for an extra roll because I can't sleep through the din, mister.

 

[Paendragon]

You do, but it's a sexy gravelly manly snore. Don't be mad when I wake you in the middle of the night for an extra roll because I can't sleep through the din, mister.

I'm gonna give you the best 5-10 minutes of your life, little birdy.

 

[Riles]

I'm gonna give you the best 5-10 minutes of your life, little birdy.

I bet that includes post coital cuddle.

 

[thør]

I'll just have some poké.

 

[thør]

I bet that includes post coital cuddle.

He said 10 minutes......

 

[Paendragon]

I bet that includes post coital cuddle.

And foreplay.

 

[Paendragon]

He said 10 minutes......

I'm a machine.

 

[thør]

And foreplay.

My hat is off to you!

 

[thør]

I'm a machine.

You and Homer Simpson.

"Co-worker: What'll I tell the boss?
Homer: Tell him I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love. And I won't be back for ten minutes!"

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm gonna give you the best 5-10 minutes of your life, little birdy.

Oooh, I like a man with confidence. Sign me up.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'll just have some poké.

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/write.ign.com/76437/2012/03/Gardevoir_by_JamesDonaldson.jpg

 

[thør]

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/write.ign.com/76437/2012/03/Gardevoir_by_JamesDonaldson.jpg

http://www.jamesandeverett.com/whatscooking/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/poke-lg.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fried Pokemon?

 

[thør]

Fried Pokemon?

Or raw.