The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[Lorilei]

I pull my own pork

I've heard that about you.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've heard that about you.

I dance with who brung me!

 

[Aquagal]

And why are parents feeding their kids laundry pods? That doesn't sound healthy to me.

It's the new, "I'll wash you're mouth out with soap!"

 

[NHKitty]

Leftover beef and red wine stew, served on a bed of sauteed greens, because why not?

I love having stew or spaghetti sauce over greens, but the kids were here tonight so it had to be pasta.

I pull his pork.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wish I had gone over to London and seen all those flowers in the moat.

 

[phantom4533]

And why are parents feeding their kids laundry pods? That doesn't sound healthy to me.

Washing their mouths out with soap. It's like caning, only for suburban folk.

 

[Lorilei]

I love having stew or spaghetti sauce over greens, but the kids were here tonight so it had to be pasta.

I pull his pork.

 

[Noor]

I love having stew or spaghetti sauce over greens, but the kids were here tonight so it had to be pasta.

I pull his pork.

Why not have both?

 

[NHKitty]

Why not have both?

True, except I had no greens.

I don't mind whole grain pasta though. And I've had a lot of veggies today.

 

[phantom4533]

Millet is the new pasta

 

[JohnnySavage]

Whole grain pasta

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[Noor]

True, except I had no greens.

I don't mind whole grain pasta though. And I've had a lot of veggies today.

I had lamb roast, potatoes, apples and peaches for dessert. No green veggies today. Some days I have veggies, no fruit. I am weird
The only starches I have are rice, oats and potatoes. Rice noodles would work.

 

[NHKitty]

Clearly Johnny's not eating with us anytime soon.

Shucks.

 

[Noor]

Millet is the new pasta

Someone suggested millet as a substitute for quinoa, but I haven't tried it.
I like quinoa, but the price has jumped so high I don't think it's worth buying.

 

[NHKitty]

I had lamb roast, potatoes, apples and peaches for dessert. No green veggies today. Some days I have veggies, no fruit. I am weird
The only starches I have are rice, oats and potatoes. Rice noodles would work.

That sounds delicious. And weird is good.

Millet's good. Very similar to quinoa.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Clearly Johnny's not eating with us anytime soon.

Shucks.

God gave us pasta, made with semolina flour. There's no call to mess with His gift.

 

[Noor]

I was given two pie pumpkins at Halloween, but I can cut them open to bake them, any ideas? None of my knives, not even the chef's knife works.

 

[Mr Noone]

There are so many idiots making so much noise that I occasionally think we'd all be better off if 99% of humanity were muzzled.

Fascist.

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[JohnnySavage]

The elder Mrs. Savage once made a pumpkin pie from a regular old Halloween pumpkin

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[NHKitty]

I was given two pie pumpkins at Halloween, but I can cut them open to bake them, any ideas? None of my knives, not even the chef's knife works.

Chain saw?
Machete?

I've always done this: Bake Pumpkin Before Cutting. It makes it much easier.

 

[phantom4533]

Someone suggested millet as a substitute for quinoa, but I haven't tried it.
I like quinoa, but the price has jumped so high I don't think it's worth buying.

Millet is equally good and much less expensive than quinoa

 

[Lorilei]

Toast the millet first, it makes a world of difference for me.

 

[phantom4533]

Mr. Savage always makes me smile.

 

[phantom4533]

Toast the millet first, it makes a world of difference for me.

I don't have a toaster.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Toasted millet and quinoa?

What kind of hippy commune are you people living on?

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