Dear Laurel

[Jennifer]

Taken out of context that does sound odd...

Oh well, let's do it. Dark chocolate ass, comin up.

I just realized that when I am finished I will look like someone gave me a Dirty Sanchez.

And then I got very excited!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Taken out of context that does sound odd...

Oh well, let's do it. Dark chocolate ass, comin up.

I just realized that when I am finished I will look like someone gave me a Dirty Sanchez.

And then I got very excited!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maot3oOnjp1qjcrjqo1_1280.jpg

 

[Garnate]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maot3oOnjp1qjcrjqo1_1280.jpg

Your pictures.....kill me......

 

[doctor_insanus]

Your pictures.....kill me......

I love that pic!

 

[Vikingstone]

Dear Laurel,

In all the years I've been around here I don't think we've ever had any contact.

So...Hi. And thanks.

 

[Jennifer]

I love that pic!

Don't you own that sweater?

 

[neci]

Dear Laurel,

Please move this thread back to where it came from. After over 1,000 posts, now is not the time to move it to the GB.

Love,

neci

 

[Garnate]

Dear Laurel,

Please move this thread back to where it came from. After over 1,000 posts, now is not the time to move it to the GB.

Love,

neci

I would cut scouries in a fucking heartbeat. Just slice the dude open.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Don't you own that sweater?

I probably did own that sweater, back in my college days.

 

[Garnate]

I just sent in my first author feedback!!! I'm so excited, I hope they read it and take it to heart.



To: scouries

Your stories are awful and so are your posts. I hope you die in a fire.





Feeling really good about this.

 

[Vikingstone]

I just sent in my first author feedback!!! I'm so excited, I hope they read it and take it to heart.



To: scouries

Your stories are awful and so are your posts. I hope you die in a fi



Feeling really good about this.

You're totally making a difference.

 

[Garnate]

You're totally making a difference.

I feel that way, too! One asswipe at a time....

 

[Vikingstone]

I feel that way, too! One asswipe at a time....

Your forthright, honest and sincere commentary will allow the author to examine her/his style and truly understand the readers point of view.

 

[Garnate]

Your forthright, honest and sincere commentary will allow the author to examine her/his style and truly understand the readers point of view.

I have a feeling you're right. I have a feeling he'll read that and immediately set fire to himself. *Fingers crossed*


Omg guys, how bad would I feel if scouries actually died in a fire?!



Not bad at all.

 

[neci]

I would cut scouries in a fucking heartbeat. Just slice the dude open.

the AH needs to keep its shit to the AH. they send it over here all smug and prissy. i would cut the singing bard for acting a bitch and feed him to scouries.

 

[Garnate]

the AH needs to keep its shit to the AH. they send it over here all smug and prissy. i would cut the singing bard for acting a bitch and feed him to scouries.

I know he's a new mod and all, but why send it here NOW? He's just bumping it to poison the rest of our day. *Starts fire*

 

[neci]

I know he's a new mod and all, but why send it here NOW? He's just bumping it to poison the rest of our day. *Starts fire*

*adds fuel*

he'll be a singing eunuch when i'm done with him.

 

[Garnate]

*adds fuel*

he'll be a singing eunuch when i'm done with him.

<----So much of this.

 

[Jennifer]

I have a feeling you're right. I have a feeling he'll read that and immediately set fire to himself. *Fingers crossed*


Omg guys, how bad would I feel if scouries actually died in a fire?!



Not bad at all.

Fuck, you're a cunty bitch. I love it. To prove my love I will burn someone in a fire for you. Just tell me who. Burn, baby burn.
Consider it done.

 

[neci]

<----So much of this.

i am close to sending out unsolicited pm's.

of cat scat.

 

[doctor_insanus]

This thread got even better. Somehow.

 

[neci]

This thread got even better. Somehow.

it was the cat scat, wasn't it, you sick fuck.

 

[Jennifer]

I probably did own that sweater, back in my college days.

Yeah, I saw it in your closet the last time we fucked but I didn't want to mention it and embarrass you. I'm classy that way.

 

[doctor_insanus]

it was the cat scat, wasn't it, you sick fuck.

NO!

Yes.

 

[Garnate]

Fuck, you're a cunty bitch. I love it. To prove my love I will burn someone in a fire for you. Just tell me who. Burn, baby burn.
Consider it done.

Whoooooo! My very own henchman!! I need you to go get scouries for me.