This was a way to make your own birthday thread. Although another way would've been to tell us how all these hot women showed up to celebrate your birthday with blowjobs and sandwiches and cake.
SCORPIO (Oct22-Nov22)
You are the worst of the lot. Your natural creativity is surpassed only by your supernatural horndoggery, which makes you an interesting bed partner to say the least. You are mysterious and cunning and believe that revenge is a dish best served cold. Because of this you might be described as discrete, intuitive and the perfect confidant by your friends, and the perfect son-of-a-bitch by your enemies. Most Scorpios are murdered. Congrats on another year of not pushing anyone over THAT ledge.