Litopia

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[Skiddles2014]

Don't let the door hit you...

 

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[pete]

um, yeah i'm here for the 'shirtless bartender' job...?

 

[Jennifer]

um, yeah i'm here for the 'shirtless bartender' job...?

Can I be a partner? Even if my only contribution is to hire and train Pete?? Pretty please.

 

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[outlawxtorn]

Can I come?!

 

[Jennifer]

Absolutely! You are needed here.

I suspect Pete will require considerable training, although he is on the secret list of men already approved.

With that body, he owns the secret list for us, right? Growls...

 

[Garnate]

Can I come?!

You're in.

 

[outlawxtorn]

You're in.

Should I bring Hercules for you?

 

[pete]

Should I bring Hercules for you?

your cat??

dude, wait outside.
we'll call you if we need you

 

[Garnate]

Should I bring Hercules for you?

You're lucky I only pretend to hate cats. He sounds adorable. Tell Pete to bring his litter box inside.

 

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[Noor]

Will you accept semi well behaved male spirits, bears and robotic hamsters if members vouch for them? or in the case of the spirit, clean up any messes?

 

[Jennifer]

Probably.

There's a lot of work to be done creating this Litopia, and you should not expect the division of labor to be fair.

ETA: Hercules is a cat!!! Well, yes, you should bring him!

This is the most exciting thing I have ever done. I love you bitches and, sniff, thank you for letting me be apart of this testosterone orgy. Fuck.

 

[C5MiGuy]

You two need a chef? I don't work naked though.

 

[Garnate]

You two need a chef? I don't work naked though.

Hired.

 

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[neci]

*sneaks in the back door*

 

[C5MiGuy]

Garnate! I was trying to get his clothes off!

No one wants to have that image in their head.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I would like to apply to join.

I have literally no useful skills at all, and would only get in the way. I don't think, however, you should reject me on that account. I could at least write up our exploits in shining blank verse that would ring down the ages.

 

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