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PayDay said:
Cannibals Are Trying To Eat You:(was not on bath salt wasted----^----The one that got hyped, so..)
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Maybe if you're talking primarily about houses and college, otherwise they can pay them off. One in nine households don't have a bank account. Even if we make the assumption that is made up entirely of single young people that's still a large chunk, one must assume they are primarily the extremely poor. After all as stupid as not having an account is in the first place I can't imagine having any significant sums of money (unless I was a criminal and even then I'd open some kind of stupid business and find a way to launder it) They are living paycheck to pay check.
Having trouble keeping up? You're the one talking about pressing charges (calling mom). I'm laughing, hard, like I am every time you try to act as if you're getting me with your little trollish *pats*. Mostly because your stupid ass wouldn't have to actually worry about any of this. You're too much of a chicken shit to behave in any way like you do here in reality where there may very well be unpleasant physical consequences.
Mostly I see you going over and over an exchange in your head, mouthing what you WOULD have said, if you only had the cajones to speak up. Like the poor sop who goes over and again what he should have said to the cute Starbucks barista who smiled at him.
But if it makes you feel all happy inside and shit to think that you're "getting to me" then go right on thinking it. Who am I to take away the satisfaction trolling apparently gives you, even when it's ineffective.
Here's an idea. Head on out to your local bar and strike up a conversation with another patron, Do your Lit Schtick and then do your finishing move and *pat* him on the head. Let us know when you get out of the hospital.
