little zizi self help

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Seems there is a book for everything. ....
You're welcome....

http://www.cracked.com/article_2176...age&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage


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“Like all boys, Martin had a zizi, and this zizi didn’t cause him any problems. Of course, from time to time, Martin worried a little. He wondered if one day his zizi would look like his dad’s zizi. But that’s normal, all boys wonder about that. So, everything was going quite well.”

That is, everything was going well until one day in the locker room the big bully Adrian started making fun of Martin’s peepee in front of everybody! Poor Martin. And to make matters worse, Martin and the bully both wanted to be the boyfriend of Anäis, the prettiest girl in school.
 
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Seems there is a book for everything. ....
You're welcome....

http://www.cracked.com/article_2176...age&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage


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“Like all boys, Martin had a zizi, and this zizi didn’t cause him any problems. Of course, from time to time, Martin worried a little. He wondered if one day his zizi would look like his dad’s zizi. But that’s normal, all boys wonder about that. So, everything was going quite well.”

That is, everything was going well until one day in the locker room the big bully Adrian started making fun of Martin’s peepee in front of everybody! Poor Martin. And to make matters worse, Martin and the bully both wanted to be the boyfriend of Anäis, the prettiest girl in school.

How did you find this?
 
Like all good things it fell into my fb feed...helpful for all those with a canky (?)complex
 
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And people wonder why I want to blow up the world...
 
'Good things' being sarcastic on my end.....fb sucks

I agree, good concept for people far away from each other, but all my friends who live in the same damn city and some who work together spend all day posting back and forth...

"I just got my period!"

50 people liked this post:rolleyes:
 
I kid you not.

Friends' daughter announces mom is in the hospital, from bleeding. Send prayers. Everyone is praying!Prayers sent!, more PRAYERS!!!! Next morning daughter posts mom was sent home, it was just hemmeroids. Still, there's more praying! These are the people I keep around for the golden moments.

So I just had to text friend..."So I heard you got the hemmies"
 
I kid you not.

Friends' daughter announces mom is in the hospital, from bleeding. Send prayers. Everyone is praying!Prayers sent!, more PRAYERS!!!! Next morning daughter posts mom was sent home, it was just hemmeroids. Still, there's more praying! These are the people I keep around for the golden moments.

So I just had to text friend..."So I heard you got the hemmies"

You're a good friend. :D
 
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