My 5.5 inch clit...

[ElijaRDC]

Would it satisfy you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Would it satisfy you?

Let's scissor and find out.

 

[lovetoread]

But what is its girth?

 

[ElijaRDC]

But what is its girth?

Oh, it's like an unbent bicycle kickstand.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Let's scissor and find out.

Great idea!

But... if it satisfies you I'll have to think of something else to piss and moan about

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Great idea!

But... if it satisfies you I'll have to think of something else to piss and moan about

Say what?

 

[ElijaRDC]

Say what?

This is a spoof of Canky's "5.5 inch penis" threads.

 

[smoothg103rd]

This is a spoof of Canky's "5.5 inch penis" threads.

Will 5.5 inches satisfy you?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Typically a straight male doesn't have to worry about his own gag reflex

In this case...

 

[ElijaRDC]

Will 5.5 inches satisfy you?

Honestly yeah, there's potential there.

Typically a straight male doesn't have to worry about his own gag reflex

In this case...

But what about straight guys who like trannies?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Honestly yeah, there's potential

Well you are easy to satisfy.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Well you are easy to satisfy.

Not so much, but it has very little to do with penis size.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Not so much, but it has very little to do with penis size.

What's the qualifications?

 

[ElijaRDC]

What's the qualifications?

It's complex, but to make a long story short, suffice it to say that my boyfriend is the only one who can.

 

[smoothg103rd]

It's complex, but to make a long story short, suffice it to say that my boyfriend is the only one who can.

I put qualifications because I couldn't remember the word I was looking for. But basically I was asking what do I man have to do to please you. If you feel like your boyfriend is the only man that could please you then more power to him.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

It's complex, but to make a long story short, suffice it to say that my boyfriend is the only one who can.

dammit

so you are saying I have no chance!
just my luck

 

[Hard_Rom]

But what about straight guys who like trannies?

Pre op I would put trannies in the LGBT community, as per the T. Not fodder for "straight" guys.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Pre op I would put trannies in the LGBT community, as per the T. Not fodder for "straight" guys.

You'd be surprised.

 

[spacekowboy]

Is it bigger around the a Red Bull can?

 

[ElijaRDC]

Is it bigger around the a Red Bull can?

I've already answered the question of width.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

and here i thought penetration was the man's job

 

[ElijaRDC]

and here i thought penetration was the man's job

You have much to learn!

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

You have much to learn!

ok....tell me where it goes?