Meet your new overlord.

[Garnate]

My name is Garnate and I love puppies and kittens and coffee and analgesics and conspiracy theories and booze and kicking homeless people and fist fights and tropical fruit and shaming children and makeup and books and safe words and I'm really excited to join the How-To family.

 

[Garnate]

I also really love snark and action comedies and computer games and sex with strangers and run-on sentences.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Well, this is change we can believe in.

Welcome, Garnate! You'll like our HT family. I feel pretty certain that they're going to love you, too. (Enough to overlook the run-on sentences).

I'll actually feel bad every time I DON'T use a run-on sentence. I guess we'll all have to cope with that....

 

[Wife of Bath]

You're such good moderator material.

 

[Garnate]

You're such good moderator material.

Feels almost like I was born for this.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Feels almost like I was born for this.

It was definitely meant to be.

Hi HT forum. I'm also nice and helpful, so there's that.

 

[RawHumor]

You're such good moderator material.

Hahaha... wow. It's the troof!

I hope all the HT folks have strong backs and a sharp pick axe, cuz G's gonna be enslaving you in her dark mines.

 

[Garnate]

It was definitely meant to be.

Hi HT forum. I'm also nice and helpful, so there's that.

And hot. Which is all that really matter.

Hahaha... wow. It's the troof!

I hope all the HT folks have strong backs and a sharp pick axe, cuz G's gonna be enslaving you in her dark mines.

I rule with an iron fist and a big heart.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Feels almost like I was born for this.

You were born for many things

 

[RawHumor]

I rule with an iron liver and big bazookas.

FYP.

 

[Garnate]

You were born for many things

Like scrapbooking!

FYP.

Oh sure, hit people with the truth.

 

[pete]

overlord? pfffffft

i ain't a'skeered of you!

come at me, bro

 

[Garnate]

overlord? pfffffft

i ain't a'skeered of you!

come at me, bro

Bro. You don't even know what you're asking for, bro. One text and Stew will be here to duel you in a penis sword fight you cannot win, bro.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pete]

Bro. You don't even know what you're asking for, bro. One text and Stew will be here to duel you in a penis sword fight you cannot win, bro.

i penis sword fight with an actual sword, so i hope stews is made of, link, adamantium or some shit

homey don't play

 

[Garnate]

i penis sword fight with an actual sword, so i hope stews is made of, link, adamantium or some shit

homey don't play

THAT'S CHEATING!

 

[Saucyminx]

Bro. You don't even know what you're asking for, bro. One text and Stew will be here to duel you in a penis sword fight you cannot win, bro.

You come bringing penis sword fights? *swoon*

Best Mod ever.

Welcome.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I predict this arrangement will not last too long.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saucyminx]

To be fair, Pete was pretty close to swinging his, umm, sword around the HT already.

::runs away::

Well yeah, I mean I got elected to show him my tits. It's a hazard of the tit showing.

 

[Garnate]

You come bringing penis sword fights? *swoon*

Best Mod ever.

Welcome.

Hello!! Thank you for your faith in me. I will never probably always not disappoint you, unless I don't. Or do?

I predict this arrangement will not last too long.

Why's that?

 

[Saucyminx]

There's a pretty fun penis size thread in this forum...

ETA: link - http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=400493

ETA2: the above mentioned penis fight made me think of the thread. Some explanation seemed necessary.

You know, I first read that as fun sized penis and was immediately not interested in clicking the link.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saucyminx]

You would NOT click on one of my links?!?!? :crying: It's Em who posts the scary pictures.

There's no crying at lit!

I did click it, but when I thought it was fun sized like the candy bars. . . well you know. And I post in that thread much more than I should.