When it comes to erections...

[AllyRose]

Some people just can't get a good grip.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can get one, you cannot.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Those exfoliation gloves are handy for that.

 

[Learnsmith]

Some people just can't get a good grip.

Having arms like a T-Rex doesn't help.

 

[cowslinger64]

I've had one, you cannot.

Fixxed yer post there limp dick.

 

[Emmcee20]

An interesting observation Ally - what gave you that impression?

Is it just practice that people need?

 

[AllyRose]

A penis pump.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Great, now all I can think about is Ally's grip.

 

[AllyRose]

Having arms like a T-Rex doesn't help.

Especially when attempting push-ups.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Ally, I see what ya did there.

 

[AllyRose]

Great, now all I can think about is Ally's grip.

http://i.minus.com/iYwiJt7wI9LSN.gif

 

[Emmcee20]

A penis pump? Mostly they need inspiration not inflation! Though, depending on the owner's demeanour, some degradation or humiliation might do the trick.

 

[Amy_K]

...they're all wieners.

 

[Jennifer]

http://i.minus.com/iYwiJt7wI9LSN.gif

I literally cannot look away. I am hypnotized by this.

 

[Wife of Bath]

that is the coolest stress ball of all.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I have recently discovered it is easier to jack off an uncircumcised dick vs circumcised.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Some people just can't get a good grip.

How did you know? I never told you!
Who ratted me out!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.minus.com/iYwiJt7wI9LSN.gif

http://img.pandawhale.com/91185-witchcraft-gif-magic-imgur-yFm1.gif

I have recently discovered it is easier to jack off an uncircumcised dick vs circumcised.

Easier in what way?

Is this your new subway sidepiece or someone else from your harem?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://img.pandawhale.com/91185-witchcraft-gif-magic-imgur-yFm1.gif



Easier in what way?

Is this your new subway sidepiece or someone else from your harem?

That is subway guy, my local Brooklyn dude. Mexican heritage so not circumcised. (I don't know about the new one local to my job yet.) I note the foreskin eliminates any need for spit or lube in jacking it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That is subway guy, my local Brooklyn dude. Mexican heritage so not circumcised. (I don't know about the new one local to my job yet.) I note the foreskin eliminates any need for spit or lube in jacking it.

I'm thinking it over and yeah, the physics of having a foreskin appears to allow for that. Welp, I guess I can't miss what I never had!

I'm cut and use Vaseline for self and with lovers. Better for the skin, IMO. Spit dries up quickly with the friction and doesn't give as good of a glide motion. I carry a travel-size pack of it for an assortment of reasons (mostly because I rock a baldie and you know you gots to keep the dome polished), but it really comes in handy when I get into some action. And I don't have to worry about a girl being clumsy with her dry hand jacking.

Oh, and to add, it works both ways. You never wanna hurt dry skin around a pussy!

 

[1HF]

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/masturbating-t-rex_o_743758.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/masturbating-t-rex_o_743758.jpg

Dinosaurs were reptiles, no? Cold blooded, egg layers? Has anyone ever speculated on the procreative practices of the dinosaurs?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dinosaurs were reptiles, no? Cold blooded, egg layers? Has anyone ever speculated on the procreative practices of the dinosaurs?

http://www.fadedindustry.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/trex-sex.jpg

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

Birds do it, bees do it...

 

[PayDay]

Dinosaurs were reptiles, no? Cold blooded, egg layers? Has anyone ever speculated on the procreative practices of the dinosaurs?

It's almost always speculation when it comes to dinosaurs. The only fact about them is that some are big and some were not, apparently just like penises/peni.

 

[Mr Noone]

...Birds do it, bees do it...

Even educated fleas do it.