Do you smoke while having sex?

Smoking during sex? Ever hear of lubricant? Man, that's gotta sting!
 
It's dangerous to smoke in bed anyway. Sheets and blankets are flammable, and you never know when you might nod off and drop the cigarette.
 
I do not smoke, but if I'm dehydrated I do ejaculate powdered cum in a cloud that kind of resembles smoke.
 
I had this happen while I was going down on a woman...

I was shocked and outraged to say the least. But, after she explain it all to me I calmed down asked her to please have a smoke before or after.

Kind of made sense but still!
 
How does she eat it? With a spoon? A straw? Inquiring minds.

Oh no. This cloud should always be shot onto the face. It's then rubbed in like mineral based makeup. Great for the complexion.
 
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