Space aliens.

[parodyluvr75]

Would you sleep with one? Do you think they'd be good in bed or a lousy lay?

 

[Libsam]

I'd totally get a little strange in a strange land.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I had a crush on Michael Smith, too.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aren't they heavily into anal probing?

 

[Libsam]

I'd be in it for the mind melds.

 

[Wolfias]

I'm in the 33rd percentile of the alien pole....

 

[parodyluvr75]

Aren't they heavily into anal probing?

Not all aliens want buttsecks.

I'd be in it for the mind melds.

That's pretty kinky.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm in the 33rd percentile of the alien pole....

You spelled probe wrong.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm in the 33rd percentile of the alien pole....

So that's why they call him the man of steel

 

[doctor_insanus]

Aren't they heavily into anal probing?

That's just for you.

*rawr*

 

[Amy_K]

Are they from Uranus? Are they Klingons? If not, then sure!

 

[ShavedHed]

I don't think Lt. Ripley thought they were sexy.

 

[spacekowboy]

I've been known to slip it to an interstellar honey every now and again.


And they do always want the buttsecks.
Goddamn freaky aliens.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't think Lt. Ripley thought they were sexy.

I don't know about that.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140831002350/avp/images/2/21/Sigourney-weaver-kissing-an-alien-27502-1287837059-6.jpg

I've been known to slip it to an interstellar honey every now and again.


And they do always want the buttsecks.
Goddamn freaky aliens.

They are?

So that means the guy aliens are too.

I'm heart broken.

 

[PayDay]

"Homeboy fucked a martian, once."

 

[spacekowboy]

I don't know about that.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140831002350/avp/images/2/21/Sigourney-weaver-kissing-an-alien-27502-1287837059-6.jpg



They are?

So that means the guy aliens are too.

I'm heart broken.

I'm not sure about the boy aliens. I don't mess around with extra peni.
I do know the girl ET's love a little what what in the butt, though. It's a customary greeting. Much like shaking hands or bowing.

 

[Amy_K]

I'm not sure about the boy aliens. I don't mess around with extra peni.
I do know the girl ET's love a little what what in the butt, though. It's a customary greeting. Much like shaking hands or bowing.

Do you get excited when ET is dressed in women's clothing in the movie ET?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm not sure about the boy aliens. I don't mess around with extra peni.
I do know the girl ET's love a little what what in the butt, though. It's a customary greeting. Much like shaking hands or bowing.

Ask the girls about them the next time you shake hands.

 

[spacekowboy]

Do you get excited when ET is dressed in women's clothing in the movie ET?

It's the eyes. I'm a sucker for big eyes.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ask the girls about them the next time you shake hands.

I keep getting slapped in the face nowadays and I can't figure out why.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I keep getting slapped in the face nowadays and I can't figure out why.

Maybe they aren't really aliens?

 

[spacekowboy]

Maybe they aren't really aliens?

Come to think of it I was drunk, and it was Comic Con...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Come to think of it I was drunk, and it was Comic Con...

Never a good combination.

 

[Mischka]

A GIS for "sexy space alien" returned an image of Lady Gaga in a white orbital dress. If that is the alien, absolutely. Or 7 of 9! Another good choice. But if we're talking the alien from Alien, nope nope nope.

 

[spacekowboy]

A GIS for "sexy space alien" returned an image of Lady Gaga in a white orbital dress. If that is the alien, absolutely. Or 7 of 9! Another good choice. But if we're talking the alien from Alien, nope nope nope.

ASSimilate!





Yes, I realize that was not my best work.