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Have a fabulous day, lover.
I will send some filthy pics when home.
I will send some filthy pics when home.
Happy Birthday Johnny Savage!
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Oy vey!
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fyp, yw
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My real name is Rufus, but don't tell anyone.
Have a fabulous day, lover.
I will send some filthy pics when home.
Hi, my name is Ms. Savagebate. Johnny will be out all day, so please send the pics to me and I'll pass them on when he gets home.
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They're the ones you took of me with the garden trowel in my vadge.
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I'll let my favorite sock know to be ready!
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Happy birthday Rufus!
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Its a long shot but....hope you get laid
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Happy birthday, hope it's a fun one! 
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Have a happy birthday Johnny Savage. If you need help with that, here are 8 easy steps.
1. Shortly after waking don the birthday crown, grasp the scepter, stride about the grounds giving orders to anyone who calls on the phone, anyone who comes to the door, the cats etc.
2. Reflect on your voyages so far while doing 51 push-ups for maintained vigor.
3. Ibuprofen
4. Naptime!
5. Taco Bell run (send the neighbour's boy)
6. Forward pics from Fata.
7. Compose a short treatise on ships, a boxing monkey, and any other topic of note to be shared with the class.
8. Wank.
alternatively select numbers 4, 5, 6 [mandatory] and 8, a glass of wine, birthday kisses and have a lovely day, ya big lug.
1. Shortly after waking don the birthday crown, grasp the scepter, stride about the grounds giving orders to anyone who calls on the phone, anyone who comes to the door, the cats etc.
2. Reflect on your voyages so far while doing 51 push-ups for maintained vigor.
3. Ibuprofen
4. Naptime!
5. Taco Bell run (send the neighbour's boy)
6. Forward pics from Fata.
7. Compose a short treatise on ships, a boxing monkey, and any other topic of note to be shared with the class.
8. Wank.
alternatively select numbers 4, 5, 6 [mandatory] and 8, a glass of wine, birthday kisses and have a lovely day, ya big lug.
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He'd get laid like a fine Axminster if I was over there.
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I like lists
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Axminster is a market town and civil parish on the eastern border of the county of Devon in England, some 28 miles (45 km) from the county town of Exeter. The town is built on a hill overlooking the River Axe which heads towards the English Channel at Axmouth, and is in the East Devon local government district. At the 2001 census, it had a population of 5,626.[1] The market is still held every Thursday
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Axminster is a market town and civil parish on the eastern border of the county of Devon in England, some 28 miles (45 km) from the county town of Exeter. The town is built on a hill overlooking the River Axe which heads towards the English Channel at Axmouth, and is in the East Devon local government district. At the 2001 census, it had a population of 5,626.[1] The market is still held every Thursday
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Axminster is a very classy carpet.
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Happy Birthday fellow Mountaineer!
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Ahhh.... it makes more sense that way.
Even at this advanced age, I'm still learning things!
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