Why did little red riding hood get kicked out of the toy box?

[Simone808619]

Bored and horny. Bad combination

 

[Blase]

Bored and horny. Bad combination

Lol, most women just post "Come and satisfy me" and have done with it.

 

[xanderra]

Anyway we can help with this bad combination of problems?

 

[Simone808619]

What did you have in mind?

 

[xanderra]

Break back in to the toy box for you?

 

[Simone808619]

Hahaha you didn't even ask why she got kicked out

 

[xanderra]

Well I would imagine you were a very naughty little girl...

 

[Simone808619]

I kept straddling Pinocchio's face screaming "lie to me,lie to me!"

 

[xanderra]

Yeah i bet Geppetto was really POed walking in on that one

 

[Simone808619]

Or turned on..

 

[xanderra]

then I'm sure he did more then just kick you out of the box then

 

[Simone808619]

What would you have done?

 

[xanderra]

Well I would start off by blind folding you and tie you down to a table stick a bullet vib in you and set it to it's lowest setting and leave you there for awhile to start with..

 

[Simone808619]

Oh my... *giggles
Mischeviously*

 

[xanderra]

sounds too mischievous for the fourms

 

[free_and_easy]

I kept straddling Pinocchio's face screaming "lie to me,lie to me!"

(Little squeaky boy puppet voice)
"I hate this, Red Riding Hood"

 

[Wolfias]

I'm only gone a day and look what's happening with Red already.

 

[paul697]

red riding hood

Bored and horny. Bad combination

she got on all 4s ready and the big bad wolf stuck his nose up her arse sniffing before giving his big bad tongue

 

[Wolfias]

That's only the beginning of what she's really in for and it's going to take till sunrise.

 

[avidwriter]

Sounds like a job for the Big Bad Wolf. "My, what a long tongue you have."