The Strongest Penis In the World

[Aquagal]

I'm dying here.

Tug 'O Penis

 

[missgreekgeek]

"Probably one of those things you don't want to do at home"


ahaha I'm dying too, seriously.

 

[dg]

Oh my god. That is so amazing.

 

[Amy_K]

We need some contenders here on the GB.

 

[Aquagal]

"Probably one of those things you don't want to do at home"


ahaha I'm dying too, seriously.

Only with much schooling with Master Feng Shui.

 

[neci]

oh my. i watched the whole thing with my eyes and mouth wide open. i still can't shut them.

 

[dg]

I'm using a sock and one of my heavier dress shoes to begin my training.

 

[missgreekgeek]

I'm using a sock and one of my heavier dress shoes to begin my training.

I have one of those rubber band things. You're supposed to use it for your hands. It stretches your arms...But I believe if you tie one end to your cock, that just might do the trick

 

[Aquagal]

Imagine what he could do inside a twat, he could pick her up.

 

[dg]

I have one of those rubber band things. You're supposed to use it for your hands. It stretches your arms...But I believe if you tie one end to your cock, that just might do the trick

I feel like you would want something made out of cloth. If you used one of those rubber band things (i imagine the forearm workout device?) it might get stretched to the point of cutting into your cock. The guys in the video appear to be using something similar to a section of bungee cord.

 

[Tryharder62]

That is just asking for trouble. All I could think of was the wide world of sports slogan "The agony of defeat!"

 

[missgreekgeek]

Imagine what he could do inside a twat, he could pick her up.

And here I thought Mark Henry was the coolest cat for picking up cars.
Man was I delusional- these guys are something else

 

[Amy_K]

Imagine if he yanked it out at the root. It would look like a tweezed hair. Only grosser.

 

[Aquagal]

I'd like to see these guys do this naked.

 

[Wife of Bath]

that video was unreal.

 

[bronzeage]

Imagine what he could do inside a twat, he could pick her up.

During my bachelorette party days, the other guys did cute tricks like tossing a towel into the crowd, but I could fold the towel and put it on a shelf. That's the kind of thing that leaves your pouch filled with $20's.

I don't know about picking up chicks, but the guy in the video could probably sew a button back on her shirt after that workout.

 

[Aquagal]

During my bachelorette party days, the other guys did cute tricks like tossing a towel into the crowd, but I could fold the towel and put it on a shelf. That's the kind of thing that leaves your pouch filled with $20's.

I don't know about picking up chicks, but the guy in the video could probably sew a button back on her shirt after that workout.

But do you fold the towel into thirds with the edges turned to the inside?

The vid promotes the guy shagging for an hour. Really, I don't know any woman that could withstand an hour of thrusting. I'd be like, "Are you done yet?"

 

[bronzeage]

But do you fold the towel into thirds with the edges turned to the inside?

The vid promotes the guy shagging for an hour. Really, I don't know any woman that could withstand an hour of thrusting. I'd be like, "Are you done yet?"

Only during private performances.

I could probably still give it an hour, but only if I were trying to win a bet, or something. There's a real drop off in pleasure for both at some point.

 

[Amy_K]

Only during private performances.

I could probably still give it an hour, but only if I were trying to win a bet, or something. There's a real drop off in pleasure for both at some point.

Could you fold the towel in half eight times?

 

[Aphro]

I officially just filed that under "weirdest things evah!"

I wonder if their dicks end up super long, but pencil thin?

 

[bronzeage]

Could you fold the towel in half eight times?

Trick question. You can't even fold a newspaper 8 times.

I did one show where I folded an entire load of laundry, but afterward the hostess was a little upset. She had to wash it all again.

 

[bronzeage]

I officially just filed that under "weirdest things evah!"

I wonder if their dicks end up super long, but pencil thin?

The law of conservation of penile mass dictates that what gets longer, gets thinner, so yes.

 

[Amy_K]

Trick question. You can't even fold a newspaper 8 times.

I did one show where I folded an entire load of laundry, but afterward the hostess was a little upset. She had to wash it all again.

Yes, a trick question. Can you pound in nails with your erection?

 

[phrodeau]

Yes, a trick question. Can you pound in nails with your erection?

I can, through a stick of butter.

 

[Amy_K]

I can, through a stick of butter.

Melted?