I am 340 lbs, 5ft 6in and smoke 80 a day

[Jackoffking]

Do I give a rats ass? My only increase in heart rate is when I jerk off. You guys with your working out will not live any longer in fact you are more likely to die early man. Having another Winston so kiss my ass you gym freaks. Add to that I hate fruit and veg man and have not touched them for 50 years. My diet is 30 Pepsi original and buckets of KFC. I'm 66 and still here you jerk offs.

Jack

 

[pete]

Do I give a rats ass? My only increase in heart rate is when I jerk off. You guys with your working out will not live any longer in fact you are more likely to die early man. Having another Winston so kiss my ass you gym freaks.

Jack

gym freaks get laid, yo

 

[Jackoffking]

gym freaks get laid, yo

Fuck you ass wipe. Many chicks in my town love guys like me. Hey I can afford them man.

Jack

 

[pete]

do they charge you extra?
you know, like how airlines make you pay for two seats?

 

[miles]

Throb, STFU. Your alts are getting old.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Throb, STFU. Your alts are getting old.

As soon as I saw "340 pounds" in the title, I KNEW Miles would be here trying to make this about me.

You really need to update your insults, schmuck. I've been in your weight class for two years.

כוס אמאכ
:nods:

 

[Jackoffking]

do they charge you extra?
you know, like how airlines make you pay for two seats?

Hell I don't know. I always thought I get a good rate. But thanks I will have to ask that question.

Jack

 

[Amy_K]

Do I give a rats ass? My only increase in heart rate is when I jerk off. You guys with your working out will not live any longer in fact you are more likely to die early man. Having another Winston so kiss my ass you gym freaks. Add to that I hate fruit and veg man and have not touched them for 50 years. My diet is 30 Pepsi original and buckets of KFC. I'm 66 and still here you jerk offs.

Jack

This would have been funnier in the "Are you in a relationship?" thread.

 

[Jackoffking]

This would have been funnier in the "Are you in a relationship?" thread.

Why?

Jack

 

[Wife of Bath]

You're right, thank goodness you posted this. I'm going to skip my morning workout, go to the grocery store and stock up on smokes and hard liquor. See you guys on the other side of 250#.

Thanks, Jackoffking!

 

[pete]

You're right, thank goodness you posted this. I'm going to skip my morning workout, go to the grocery store and stock up on smokes and hard liquor. See you guys on the other side of 250#.

Thanks, Jackoffking!

250 ? where's your ambition?

go for 400 !

 

[Wife of Bath]

250 ? where's your ambition?

go for 400 !

Bring on the cheese curls, I say.

 

[Jackoffking]

Bring on the cheese curls, I say.

Statistically overweight, inactive heavy smokers live much longer and have a higher quality of life with little stress man. Hey, we are the only beings on the planet that smoke and outlive almost everything. I rest my case.

Jack

 

[doowdniw]

Your pallbearers are going to bust a gut when you do go.

 

[Jackoffking]

Your pallbearers are going to bust a gut when you do go.

Hey they don't charge any more for us guys pal

Jack

 

[removed121614]

You're obviously trolling with an alt...

Lmao, it's not a big deal if you live upto 66 or whatever fuck you are and it's not worth living with this attitude of yours.

 

[Amy_K]

5'6, 340lbs.

Shouldn't your name be Rubthenubking?

 

[neci]

it's the cum quality i worry about most here.

 

[bg23]

it's the cum quality i worry about most here.

Seriously. Guys with awful health habits TASTE awful. If you can even find their dicks in the first place underneath all the flab.

 

[Wings]

Seriously. Guys with awful health habits TASTE awful. If you can even find their dicks in the first place underneath all the flab.

That's why the working girls don't charge him more. He never actually gets it in.


Yes, I know I'm body shaming which is totally against my normal beliefs but I'm a cunt today.

 

[neci]

i'm trying not to body shame as well, because i don't need it or like it, so i don't want to pass it on. that being said, i will smoker shame, because as an ex-smoker and as a woman who has downed her share of smoke filled cum, i will tell you it tastes like absolute ass. and i love me some cum.

 

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[Mike_Yates]

Do I give a rats ass? My only increase in heart rate is when I jerk off. You guys with your working out will not live any longer in fact you are more likely to die early man. Having another Winston so kiss my ass you gym freaks. Add to that I hate fruit and veg man and have not touched them for 50 years. My diet is 30 Pepsi original and buckets of KFC. I'm 66 and still here you jerk offs.

Jack

You should a lot like my stepfather, only you don't have a crippling gambling addiction, which gives you a 1-up on him.

 

[Jackoffking]

You should a lot like my stepfather, only you don't have a crippling gambling addiction, which gives you a 1-up on him.

Actually I do. Online casino. Great exercise for my index finger.

Jack

 

[Amy_K]

Actually I do. Online casino. Great exercise for my index finger.

Jack

How sweet. A family reunion on the GB.