How to make a man feel special

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[Amy_K]

Just saying "hi" seems to work a lot.

 

[Skiddles2014]

You should have stopped talking after blowjob and a sandwich.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Being nice helps. Obvious, but often missed.

 

[neci]

a home cooked meal, a blowie and if you're in a very giving mood, do his laundry. back massages are also on this list, as the inclusion of rubbing oils normally leads to anal.

 

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[ms_ann_thrope]

Why on Earth would you want to do that?

 

[neci]

Why on Earth would you want to do that?

spending money.

duh!

 

[Sammael Bard]

Mellow_sixtynine claims it just takes a bj and a sandwich (in any order). This sounds about right. I'll add that knowing when to stop talking is probably a good idea.

Beer? Football Game?

Who the Fuck gives a suggestion that exclude these essentials?

 

[spacekowboy]

Actually a shoulder and rub would work at the moment.

 

[pete]

You should have stopped talking after blowjob and a sandwich.

i lawled.

 

[Erochic]

Apparently it's not always that simple

My FWB has his feelings hurt about me not making him feel important enough, and even though I still want to meet for a blowjob and sandwich (and wild sex) he's not so sure.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Make sure the beer fridge is full and our balls are empty.

 

[Amy_K]

Actually a shoulder and rub would work at the moment.

A man of few demands.

 

[dg]

All I really want is someone to scratch my belly and tell me it's going to be alright.

 

[Killswitch]

Apparently it's not always that simple

My FWB has his feelings hurt about me not making him feel important enough, and even though I still want to meet for a blowjob and sandwich (and wild sex) he's not so sure.

Thats because he can get a blowjob and a sandwich at any strip mall in America.

Oh he's an FWB.....another non commital waste of air.

 

[Erochic]

Thats because he can get a blowjob and a sandwich at any strip mall in America.

But it's a top quality blowjob and sandwich

Oh he's an FWB.....another non commital waste of air.

He's a very committed non-committed FWB

 

[Erochic]

All I really want is someone to scratch my belly and tell me it's going to be alright.

I think this might be the solution

Meanwhile I'm having a sandwich by myself while he makes up his mind

It's a damn good sandwich

 

[dg]

I think this might be the solution

Meanwhile I'm having a sandwich by myself while he makes up his mind

It's a damn good sandwich

You needn't worry until you begin having a blowjob by yourself. That is cause for concern.

 

[Erochic]

You needn't worry until you begin having a blowjob by yourself. That is cause for concern.

Yes... As a woman, auto-fellation is so far out of the realm of feasibility that I think I'll just stick to the sandwich

 

[dg]

Yes... As a woman auto-fellation is so far out of the realm of feasibility that is think I'll just stick to the sandwich

Theoretically you could be using a dildo, cucumber, carrot or eggplant in place of a penis for solo blowjobbing.

 

[phrodeau]

Are you all aware that today is National Sandwich Day?

http://www.cleveland.com/dining/index.ssf/2014/11/happy_national_sandwich_day_he.html

 

[Erochic]

Theoretically you could be using a dildo, cucumber, carrot or eggplant in place of a penis for solo blowjobbing.

Hmm... The way I'm feeling now I might just bite down

 

[cowslinger64]

Number one way


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