So, I spent some time this weekend in a sexually-charged chatroom...

[GimpyIntellect]

Many contributing factors to this:

Loneliness.

Horniness.

Sadness.

Homeliness

Desperateness.

Anyway, you get my point. Where was I? Oh yeah. In a seedy chatroom.

So, I'm in this room using my real name (which is Babubka, by the way), attempting to talk to women, and no one would even say hello.

After that, I tried an assortment of different names, intellectually-based names, funny names, and literally no one would say hi to me. It was humiliating.

Suddenly, after checking out the different handles in the room, I realized there was a rather large mix of African American usernames. I decided I would be a black man! My name was "Black Cock Hard and Ready". Instantly the ladies came crawling, begging for my dark phallus.

This was quite the social experiment.

The BBC is more powerful than I ever realized. What about it sends the ladies into such a euphoric state of lust? I've never seen anything like this. It was eye-opening in every way.

Please help me understand.

Serious replies only.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Many contributing factors to this:

Loneliness.

Horniness.

Sadness.

Homeliness

Desperateness.

Anyway, you get my point. Where was I? Oh yeah. In a seedy chatroom.

So, I'm in this room using my real name (which is Babubka, by the way), attempting to talk to women, and no one would even say hello.

After that, I tried an assortment of different names, intellectually-based names, funny names, and literally no one would say hi to me. It was humiliating.

Suddenly, after checking out the different handles in the room, I realized there was a rather large mix of African American usernames. I decided I would be a black man! My name was "Black Cock Hard and Ready". Instantly the ladies came crawling, begging for my dark phallus.

This was quite the social experiment.

The BBC is more powerful than I ever realized. What about it sends the ladies into such a euphoric state of lust? I've never seen anything like this. It was eye-opening in every way.

Please help me understand.

Serious replies only.

You would have been better served going to church.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You would have been better served going to church.

I was chatting from church.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I was chatting from church.

Why talk to real people when people like me are available?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Why talk to real people when people like me are available?

I've heard you have a penis.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How long is your penis?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How long is your penis?

Mine or ann's?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've heard you have a penis.

Is that what you're looking for?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Is that what you're looking for?

No. I'm too busy looking for my soulmate.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No. I'm too busy looking for my soulmate.

This is All Souls Day so you just might get lucky.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I know girls like my dick....

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mine or ann's?

Yours.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This is All Souls Day so you just might get lucky.

Let's keep our fingers crossed, Ann.

I know girls like my dick....

I saw you're 21, with three kids.

Clearly the women are after you. Now I know why.

Yours.

Please stop throwing yourself at me in public.

It's embarrassing.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Please stop throwing yourself at me in public.

It's embarrassing.

I just asked how long your penis was, not to have the best night of your life you'll never have.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Females love a man with confidence. And we are the most confident people. Plus they think we are packing.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I just asked how long your penis was, not to have the best night of your life you'll never have.

You're thinking way too much about my penis.

I can just imagine you're picturing it penetrating your sweet little quim.

Please erase these thoughts from your head. I'm here for a mature discussion on the BBC.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Females love a man with confidence. And we are the most confident people. Plus they think we are packing.

Oh, you're black?

I had no idea.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Oh, you're black?

I had no idea.

Yeah I'm black.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Yeah I'm black.

That's cool. I always wanted a black friend.

I wish you lived closer.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That's cool. I always wanted a black friend.

I wish you lived closer.

And why do you want a black friend?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

And why do you want a black friend?

Chicks, man.

It's all about the chicks.

Once they were done with your BBC, they might need something a little more comforting.

That's where my snuggling prowess comes in.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're thinking way too much about my penis.

I can just imagine you're picturing it penetrating your sweet little quim.

Please erase these thoughts from your head. I'm here for a mature discussion on the BBC.

Oh, I am.

My poor little body trembles with the idea of your manful penetrations and administrations. I swoon and coo, really.

*fans self

I'm sorry you thought I wanted you and that I'd rather have a root canal or date a conservative than breathe the same air as you.

Duran Duran sucks.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Chicks, man.

It's all about the chicks.

Once they were done with your BBC, they might need something a little more comforting.

That's where my snuggling prowess comes in.

You don't need a black friend for females... you just got to be more confident in yourself.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Oh, I am.

My poor little body trembles with the idea of your manful penetrations and administrations. I swoon and coo, really.

*fans self

I'm sorry you thought I wanted you and that I'd rather have a root canal or date a conservative than breathe the same air as you.

Duran Duran sucks.

I can't believe you just compared me to a conservative root canal.

This means war.

And by war, I mean I'm going to bludgeon you with my penis.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I can't believe you just compared me to a conservative and a root canal.

This means war.

And by war, I mean I'm going to bludgeon you with my penis.

FYP.

Of course it does, dear. (I'm picturing Marvin the Martian)

I'm so afeared. Bring on your Q36 space modulator, baby.