The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[bluebell]

I did not see the thing. There was going to be a cock fight and then a duel. I stepped out for a burger. When I got back the women were well lathered and begging for more.

Maybe you should just ask him to be your wingman? Two pork swords and sets of bollocks are better than one, and all that?

I hear that Garnate girl likes multiples.

 

[pointless]

i can't tell if that's leaves falling in droves or birds taking turns diving and dodging at my windows, but i don't really care either way. it's just too cold for giving a shit about bird attacks or the need to rake right now.

 

[lovetoread]

If Petey had whipped his wingdinger out last night, then the invasion would have been much funner.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe you should just ask him to be your wingman? Two pork swords and sets of bollocks are better than one, and all that?

I hear that Garnate girl likes multiples.

She is a cock pin cushion!

 

[Killswitch]

Apparently Lit was the place to be last night. I missed the GB/PG invasion and Stew's cock.

You would have had fun with it. Not stews cock but the fun.

I didn't fit in but you would have.

 

[Saint Peter]

If Petey had whipped his wingdinger out last night, then the invasion would have been much funner.

I did not see you offering any photographic encouragement.

 

[lovetoread]

I did not see you offering any photographic encouragement.

What? You missed my cootch shot?

 

[bluebell]

If Petey had whipped his wingdinger out last night, then the invasion would have been much funner.

I'm sure Petey's wingdinger makes most things funner. Sad I missed the invasion! I will live vicariously through back-reading.

She is a cock pin cushion!

Sounds like a great t-shirt campaign to me!

 

[pointless]

You would have had fun with it. Not stews cock but the fun.

I didn't fit in but you would have.

dude, take your meds.

 

[Saint Peter]

What? You missed my cootch shot?

I stepped out for a burger.

Sucks.

 

[TwinkleStars]

all these 'hi i'm new here' threads are boring. *yawns*

 

[lovetoread]

There are no new people, just new usernames.

 

[TwinkleStars]

There are no new people, just new usernames.

That's not always true but, when I see a bunch of them at a time, then it's mostly true.

 

[AllyRose]

There is no username.

 

[Saint Peter]

No new cootches.

Just the same old dudes.

 

[Noor]

Made it through 3 Halloween parties and had fun. Only cried once briefly yesterday.
Stayed over at the first one because no reason to come home. Took Mr. Bear and Moo to the overnight, I am silly

 

[snugglestruggle]

Beep beep beep cake done!

 

[Saint Peter]

My bluetooth file transfer is slower than old people fuck.

 

[Saint Peter]

The playground is interested in making some trades.

Who do you fuckers want to get rid of?

 

[Saint Peter]

Pussies!!

 

[snugglestruggle]

Duranman & Duffman

 

[MonaLittle]

Apparently Lit was the place to be last night. I missed the GB/PG invasion and Stew's cock.

I missed Stew's Cock, too. Im hoping he gets inspired enough to post it again.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

I missed Stew's Cock, too. Im hoping he gets inspired enough to post it again.

Enjoy!

http://s25.postimg.org/y5qigu8cv/N_is_for_nookie.jpg

 

[pete]

I'm baking cookies today. It's been quite a while since I've done anything other than break and bake.

' break & bake ' ?
is that a thing?