Sex, what doesn't make sense.

[parodyluvr75]

Sex, that doesn't make sense.

A few years ago, I was mourning after a friend passed and I had 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex. Out of nowhere this guy slapped my thigh really hard. It fucking hurt. I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he said a lady friend told him all women like to be slapped during sex. I told him his friend was wrong, when I left, I punched him in the stomach. I had a huge bruise on my thigh for a week, bastard.

What he learned was not all women want the same thing.
And I learned 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex is not a good idea unless you have a regular partner, judgement is impaired.

 

[dolf]

A few years ago, I was mourning after a friend passed and I had 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex. Out of nowhere this guy slapped my thigh really hard. It fucking hurt. I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he said a lady friend told him all women like to be slapped during sex. I told him his friend was wrong, when I left, I punched him in the stomach. I had a huge bruise on my thigh for a week, bastard.

What he learned was not all women want the same thing.
And I learned 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex is not a good idea unless you have a regular partner, judgement is impaired.

what a douchebag!

 

[Fata Morgana]

A few years ago, I was mourning after a friend passed and I had 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex. Out of nowhere this guy slapped my thigh really hard. It fucking hurt. I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he said a lady friend told him all women like to be slapped during sex. I told him his friend was wrong, when I left, I punched him in the stomach. I had a huge bruise on my thigh for a week, bastard.

What he learned was not all women want the same thing.
And I learned 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex is not a good idea unless you have a regular partner, judgement is impaired.

It's always good to keep a cattle prod under the bed for tender moments of payback like this.

 

[dolf]

being a bit weird in my bedroom tastes, I've experienced a LOT of this. the ''other women like it, so you must like it too. you might think you don't like it but you are mistaken.'' line of thinking.

 

[parodyluvr75]

what a douchebag!

He was more stupid than douche. He tried to ask me out again after.

It's always good to keep a cattle prod under the bed for tender moments of payback like this.

Another reason to love you.

being a bit weird in my bedroom tastes, I've experienced a LOT of this. the ''other women like it, so you must like it too. you might think you don't like it but you are mistaken.'' line of thinking.

I have too. But all women are individual. They are like men in that way. I have no problems with getting bruises from rambunctious sex or just extra bony hips. But I can't see how someone would hit a partner without having permission.

I punched him hard.

 

[dolf]

I have too. But all women are individual. They are like men in that way. I have no problems with getting bruises from rambunctious sex or just extra bony hips. But I can't see how someone would hit a partner without having permission.

I punched him hard.

I hope you told him that everyone knows men like getting punched after sex.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hope you told him that everyone knows men like getting punched after sex.

I did and they like being called an idiot, too.

 

[girlsmiley]

being a bit weird in my bedroom tastes, I've experienced a LOT of this. the ''other women like it, so you must like it too. you might think you don't like it but you are mistaken.'' line of thinking.

To be fair dolf, you have dated some real fucking losers.

Develop some taste or something.

 

[girlsmiley]

A few years ago, I was mourning after a friend passed and I had 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex. Out of nowhere this guy slapped my thigh really hard. It fucking hurt. I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he said a lady friend told him all women like to be slapped during sex. I told him his friend was wrong, when I left, I punched him in the stomach. I had a huge bruise on my thigh for a week, bastard.

What he learned was not all women want the same thing.
And I learned 'god, I'm glad I'm alive' sex is not a good idea unless you have a regular partner, judgement is impaired.

You punched him in the stomach? Hahahaha!

 

[parodyluvr75]

You punched him in the stomach? Hahahaha!

I did, as I was leaving. He had it coming.

 

[girlsmiley]

I did, as I was leaving. He had it coming.

Good on you sweetheart. Silly man.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Good on you sweetheart. Silly man.

I you, Smiley.

 

[FGB]

HOLD on there!

Some of you ladies have some Strange Ideals about sexual things and what "all" men like too!

1. Sucking hard enough to collapse the tail pipe on a car does NOT equal a good blow job!

2. Yes, we mind if you smoke cigarettes or pot or anything else during sex of any kind.

3. Sharp God damned fingernails are not always a turn on. Biting I might add, doesn't feel all that great either I don't care HOW carried away you get!

4.Save the story telling for later...when you are fucking, Shut up and FUCK!
Screaming, moaning and groaning...Hell even gaging is another story.

There are more.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

HOLD on there!

Some of you ladies have some Strange Ideals about sexual things and what "all" men like too!

1. Sucking hard enough to collapse the tail pipe on a car does NOT equal a good blow job!

2. Yes, we mind if you smoke cigarettes or pot or anything else during sex of any kind.

3. Sharp God damned fingernails are not always a turn on. Biting I might add, doesn't feel all that great either I don't care HOW carried away you get!

4.Save the story telling for later...when you are fucking, Shut up and FUCK!
Screaming, moaning and groaning...Hell even gaging is another story.

There are more.

I just heard that in Jim Gaffigan's voice bro!

Stew

 

[mark197205]

HOLD on there!

Some of you ladies have some Strange Ideals about sexual things and what "all" men like too!

1. Sucking hard enough to collapse the tail pipe on a car does NOT equal a good blow job!

2. Yes, we mind if you smoke cigarettes or pot or anything else during sex of any kind.

3. Sharp God damned fingernails are not always a turn on. Biting I might add, doesn't feel all that great either I don't care HOW carried away you get!

4.Save the story telling for later...when you are fucking, Shut up and FUCK!
Screaming, moaning and groaning...Hell even gaging is another story.

There are more.

Not every bloke doesnt like gettting bitten, just like some women like it and others dont.

 

[dolf]

Not every bloke doesnt like gettting bitten, just like some women like and others dont.

''bite it''

*fap*

 

[girlsmiley]

I you, Smiley.

I you too darling xxx

 

[mark197205]

''bite it''

*fap*

Teeth marks are sexy. As are the bruises they leave behind..

 

[DesEsseintes]

If every teenage boy were given a little card on their fourteenth birthday stating: 'Woman are all different. If you want to know what "women" like, try talking to one.', to put in their wallet and look at twice a day, we would be saved 25% of Lit threads and a fair amount of all-round idiocy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If every teenage boy were given a little card on their fourteenth birthday stating: 'Woman are all different. If you want to know what "women" like, try talking to one.', to put in their wallet and look at twice a day, we would be saved 25% of Lit threads and a fair amount of all-round idiocy.

I think 25% is a little high, more like 10% and only a limited portion of idiocy will be eliminated. The balance will be the result of them believing what they want to believe.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I you too darling xxx