The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Noor]

When will this stop? I need sleep.

 

[phantom4533]

One should consider buying property there now and starting a lamp company. Organic Lava Lamps. Those would sell. Everyone wants organic stuff now.

Of course, you might need to hang on to your Ebola hazmat costumes due to the toxic gases.

 

[Wings]

Family drama, yelling and screaming, crying. My parents cannot leave my house fast enough.

 

[trysail]

Park Rangers warn idiots that taking a "selfie" with a bear is not a real good idea
http://www.npr.org/2014/10/31/360300892/selfies-with-bears-prompt-warning-from-park-rangers



I am not making this up.

From NPR:

Selfies with bears are showing up on Instagram. Rangers in South Lake Tahoe have been
sufficiently worried to issue a warning: Wild bears are unpredictable, and could attack. #bearselfie
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[MonaLittle]

Snow!! Wow, seems early this year.

 

[NHKitty]

Last night was fun. Thank you!!

Also, what a great ride to work this morning! An hour and a half of 80's, 90's and today's music mixed with Halloween tunes. I had it cranked and was singing at the top of my lungs.

Second greatest way to start the day.

Then again, I was also lucky enough to begin with the greatest way.

 

[pete]

Then again, I was also lucky enough to begin with the greatest way.

supersets of barbell squats followed by dumbbell lunges?

 

[neci]

commence crazy ass, busier than fuck day.

 

[NHKitty]

supersets of barbell squats followed by dumbbell lunges?

Hehehe...um no Pete, no...

I believe there were tongue lunges involved though.

 

[pete]

Hehehe...um no Pete, no...

I believe there were tongue lunges involved though.

haha, i figured it was something along those lines

good on ya, my friend.
hope your saturday starts off the same glorious way

 

[Wings]

Where is Yossi?

 

[pete]

Where is Yossi?

ask your buddy i-man

 

[JohnnySavage]

There are a pair of hoot owls that have taken up courting each other right outside my window at about 10 pm. They are so loud I can't even hear my tv.

 

[Wings]

ask your buddy i-man

I have no buddy with such a name.

 

[Wings]

I just got this flash of Johnny's neighbors standing outside his windows hooting to each other. Revenge for their pillaged gardens.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have no buddy with such a name.

He's referring to Islandman, the guy yossi had to get a restraining order against.

 

[Wings]

He's referring to Islandman, the guy yossi had to get a restraining order against.

What??? I'm. What?


Commence the texting!

 

[pete]

What??? I'm. What?


Commence the texting!

commence the 3-way texting, por favor!

 

[NHKitty]

hope your saturday starts off the same glorious way

Thanks. With any luck, it shall...but not before I've had my share.

 

[Wings]

commence the 3-way texting, por favor!

Rob's just a rabble rouser.

 

[MonaLittle]

Huh?? Im so out of the loop.

 

[chillywilly2]

first snow of the season last night...woooo hooooo

 

[JohnnySavage]

Swedish Meatballs for dinner tonight

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Can we please have an ILLITEROTICA Board?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Love & Kisses ~ Mona

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=61930727&postcount=1

 

[Learnsmith]

Someone asked last night why men don't have their own version of the sexy Ebola worker costume. I said I could improvise one, but that it would involve a gas-mask and a thong.