Question for Eyer

[Fata Morgana]

You don't seem to like anyone here or find anything of merit posted, so a genuine question for you: why do you come to Lit? What do YOU get out of it?

Not trying to be a cunt but I am mystified that you spend time in a place where everything and everyone seems to fill you with disdain.

 

[JohnnySavage]

He likes car racing, and Eve.

 

[eyer]

You don't seem to like anyone here or find anything of merit posted, so a genuine question for you: why do you come to Lit? What do YOU get out of it?

Not trying to be a cunt but I am mystified that you spend time in a place where everything and everyone seems to fill you with disdain.

"disdain" is an excellent observation.

Especially when some twat states they have a "Question"...

...and then asks two.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have noticed he does seem partial to Eve.

 

[spacekowboy]

Yep, I was right. A cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

"disdain" is an excellent observation.

Especially when some twat states they have a "Question"...

...and then asks two.

OH DEAR GOD I ASKED YOU MORE THAN ONE QUESTION!!

 

[spacekowboy]

I have noticed he does seem partial to Eve.

Summer's Eve? I certainly hope so.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Summer's Eve? I certainly hope so.

I heard he changed his name to Adam.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have to agree with him: That Eve is one classy dame.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You don't seem to like anyone here or find anything of merit posted, so a genuine question for you: why do you come to Lit? What do YOU get out of it?

Not trying to be a cunt but I am mystified that you spend time in a place where everything and everyone seems to fill you with disdain.

This is pretty much how I envision him, ever since day one when he sprouted:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--4QX9pXbisQ/U6NgzA3LGsI/AAAAAAAAXS8/zP8Hy3xn1uo/s1600/dick_cheney.jpg

An eternal scowl. Like he's on permanent irritable bowel syndrome.

I have noticed he does seem partial to Eve.

In this only redeeming regard about him, he's got good taste.

 

[eyer]

He likes car racing, and Eve.

And berry juice, and individual liberty...

...and the only thing I do more of than read is breathe.

Of course...

...it's always the prejudiced minds of assumptive individuals that place their own limits on the whys of any other person.

It's such a tremendous relief being blessed not having such starving ego baggage upon these very broad shoulders.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am at a loss. If I really thought this place was full of uninteresting twats I would never come here.

 

[Riles]

Maybe he is the end result. When a poster started out with decent yet timid contributions but was swallowed up by the boards' bigger personalities time and time again. Maybe he is the cautionary tale to the snarky and snarlers, but I doubt they'd care. It doesn't register on what concerns them. The tale will go unheard and the cycle will be ever as it was.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And berry juice, and individual liberty...

...and the only thing I do more of than read is breathe.

Of course...

...it's always the prejudiced minds of assumptive individuals that place their own limits on the whys of any other person.

It's such a tremendous relief being blessed not having such starving ego baggage upon these shoulders very broad shoulders.

Good job you're blessed in some department then, you sour ole fuck.

 

[eyer]

I am at a loss. If I really thought this place was full of uninteresting twats I would never come here.

Neither would I...

...so, maybe you should ask yourself some whys before going any further down a hole of your very own making?

 

[spacekowboy]

Ours is not to question why...

So yours should be to shut the fuck up.

 

[Garnate]

Good job you're blessed in some department then, you sour ole fuck.

 

[eyer]

Good job you're blessed in some department then, you sour ole fuck.

Is your irrelevantly personal ire toward me the result of you not being able to even succeed in your natural habitat on LIT...

...the Playground?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Eeyore is Grace-less.
:nods:

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is your irrelevantly personal ire toward me the result of you not being able to even succeed in your natural habitat on LIT...

...the Playground?

A playground barb? My god. I've tasted my own medicine now.

 

[eyer]

Ours is not to question why...

So yours should be to shut the fuck up.

Laurel gives you the Ignore option of shutting me the "fuck up"...

...so, why exactly is it that you don't employ the only option you have to ever hoping you'll ever have anything whatsoever to do with shutting me the "fuck up"?

____

Two points (watch how I adhere to that, twat):

It doesn't seem like the incredibly sensuous and savvy berry juice has made a GB appearance for a while, so I'm not quite as concerned me relating to her is as embarrassing...

...but, please: just because a schmuck brings up the incredibly intelligent and luscious evesdream in relation to me, no reasonable person (which, I understand, on the GB are rare) should hold that against a goddess like her in any way.

And...

Obviously, the mindless GB zombie lovers have been stricken by my beautiful recounting of my recent visit to Subway; if my utter lack of any apology to those such affected is simply another sign to their soulless eyes that I am, indeed, a dick...

...well - I am most delighted being a dick to all your huckleberries, thank you very much.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Laurel gives you the Ignore option of shutting me the "fuck up"...

...so, why exactly is it that you don't employ the only option you have to ever hoping you'll ever have anything whatsoever to do with shutting me the "fuck up"?

____

Two points (watch how I adhere to that, twat):

It doesn't seem like the incredibly sensuous and savvy berry juice has made a GB appearance for a while, so I'm not quite as concerned me relating to her is as embarrassing...

...but, please: just because a schmuck brings up the incredibly intelligent and luscious evesdream in relation to me, no reasonable person (which, I understand, on the GB are rare) should hold that against a goddess like her in any way.

And...

Obviously, the mindless GB zombie lovers have been stricken by my beautiful recounting of my recent visit to Subway; if my utter lack of any apology to those such affected is simply another sign to their soulless eyes that I am, indeed, a dick...

...well - I am most delighted being a dick to all your huckleberries, thank you very much.

 

[eyer]

A playground barb? My god. I've tasted my own medicine now.

Yes, the Playground...

...and, if I were of your social ilk, I'd ask you to lie down on the couch and we could then amicably and aimlessly gab about why you only seem to have understandable* relationships on the GB with other playgrounders like yourself.

But, as I'm not...

...I'll just go ahead and move this post to the Who Gives a Fvck Thread.





*..."understandable" as in those relationships you're obviously only capable of thinking you understand yourself.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes, the Playground...

...and, if I were of your social ilk, I'd ask you to lie down on the couch and we could then amicably and aimlessly gab about why you only seem to have understandable* relationships on the GB with other playgrounders like yourself.

But, as I'm not...

...I'll just go ahead and move this post to the Who Gives a Fvck Thread.





*..."understandable" as in those relationships you're obviously only capable of thinking you understand yourself.

You're waffling now.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lemme get this straight...Eyer rode his burro out of the desert to go to a Subway for a sandwich and now he's either complaining or having an erection?

Oak Tree Boy ever remains the enigma!