"Sexy" Halloween costumes that backfired

[Aphro]

Sexy Pizza Slice
http://images4.yandy.com/HiRez/YR_E7044_2_PS09242013.jpg

Sexy Fries
http://images10.yandy.com/HiRez/EY_3306_EC2013.jpg

One for Johnny...Sexy Taco
http://images9.yandy.com/HiRez/YR_E7062_EXLCST2014.jpg

Sexy Lobster! That's some snapper she has!
http://images2.yandy.com/HiRez/YH85357_01_005.jpg

OMG, I'm dyin' here...Sexy Yoda. Yoo hoo, SpaceKowboy...
http://images.yandy.com/HiRez/YJ_YDA101_EXLCST2014.jpg

Sexy Gumby...she's great for sex, can do all the cool positions
http://images3.yandy.com/HiRez/SA_S4215_Bendy_Babe_B_EXCST2014.jpg

OOOh! One for Fata! Sexy Tarantula! Yes!!!! We NEED to send this to Fata!
http://images8.yandy.com/HiRez/JV_CS182_CS183_CS184_CS185_C2012.jpg

 

[curiouscat92]

haha, they are absolutely ridiculous... to think someone actually got paid to design those...

 

[spacekowboy]

Bang a hot Yoda, I would.

 

[spacekowboy]

Also, a sexy taco should be pink.

 

[BornAgainVrgin]

My guess is that some of these might go over well in the fetish forum.

 

[Aphro]

Tentacle sex fetish? Meet Sexy Squid...

http://images.yandy.com/HiRez/YJ_SQ100-SQ200_2_PS08302013.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

This looks like a seriously fucked up version of The Village People.

 

[Aphro]

Or perhaps you prefer...Sexy Jellyfish!

She doesn't have a brain, and is always wet. Perfect date for some of the guys here!
http://images6.yandy.com/HiRez/RM_4531_CST2014.jpg

 

[RawHumor]

I'm guessing the blonde in the spider outfit could make almost any outfit look hot... but that one... no dice.

 

[Ishmael]

My eyes are bleeding.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It like a night at the YMCA!

YMCA!

 

[1HF]

Those are completely awful. The tarantula is probably the worst of the bunch, but the squid is a close second.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As we saw some time last month, you put the spider costume on the dog.

 

[FSUBasketball]

Personally, I think these are hilarious. The food ones should say "eat me"!!

 

[Aphro]

One for me...
Sexy Beaver.

http://images.yandy.com/HiRez/CO_M6172_bv_CST2013.jpg

 

[FSUBasketball]

I could go for a piece of "tail" like that!!

 

[Aphro]

OMG, "Enjoy Me" Sexy Fortune Cookie.

http://images2.yandy.com/HiRez/SA_S4155_Lucky_Fortune_Cookie_EXCST2014.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

http://alisonbrierley.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/nice-beaver-frank-drebben.gif

 

[BornAgainVrgin]

Those are completely awful. The tarantula is probably the worst of the bunch, but the squid is a close second.

Crap. I just purchased the squid. Screw it, I'll wear it anyway.

 

[ToysAreUs]

The Gumby and Yoda outfits aren't too bad but the others are nightmares!

 

[Aphro]

I'd buy the Yoda one just for the hat. And wear it all year long.

 

[Aphro]

It gets better and better...

This one is titled "Woodchipper"

http://images4.yandy.com/HiRez/CO_M6117_fv2.jpg

 

[BornAgainVrgin]

I'd buy the Yoda one just for the hat. And wear it all year long.

Actually the yoda one without the head makes a really cute wrap dress. I'd wear it.

 

[BornAgainVrgin]

It gets better and better...

This one is titled "Woodchipper"

http://images4.yandy.com/HiRez/CO_M6117_fv2.jpg

...OK, that one is totally Literotica.

 

[XsNrg]

I know beavers bite.................that looks a bit dangerous.......