g'morning everybody :)

[pete]

how about a little morning wood ?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Fuck you!



I don't need a friend. I got a dog...

 

[dolf]

http://img.dayzdb.com/img/database/bat-nails.png

 

[pete]

louisville slugger, good choice.

i'd counter with a nice long cricket bat, but my phone isn't playing nice

 

[BornAgainVrgin]

how about a little morning wood ?

Nice tree.

 

[pete]

Nice tree.

its a show-er AND a grow-er. haha

 

[unregistered]

 

[Riles]

I'm just here to be social.

I was told I'm not social enough.

Screw that, I'm a butterfly!

 

[pete]

I'm just here to be social.

I was told I'm not social enough.

Screw that, I'm a butterfly!

what fool told you that? you're social as hell.

i'm still geeking out over your awesome response in that 'semen taste' thread. amazeballs.

 

[Riles]

what fool told you that? you're social as hell.

i'm still geeking out over your awesome response in that 'semen taste' thread. amazeballs.

Thank you!!!

And I can't say, that would be too much like kiss and tell, but he'll read this and he'll see. He'll seeeee!!!!!

Yeah, I was surprised how much activity that post got.

 

[Libsam]

*annoying morning person alert*

Good morning, life is beautiful!

 

[Garnate]

I'm just here to stare at weird morning wood and ask to be linked to Riles' post in another thread because I'm lazy and need more coffee.

Also because I love Pete. For Pete's sake.

 

[Riles]

I'm just here to stare at weird morning wood and ask to be linked to Riles' post in another thread because I'm lazy and need more coffee.

Also because I love Pete. For Pete's sake.

I can't remember the title. It had sperm in it.

And I dig Pete too...he's just the right amount of everything for my tastes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Looks like the morning Petefest is in here today!

 

[Garnate]

I can't remember the title. It had sperm in it.

And I dig Pete too...he's just the right amount of everything for my tastes.

Right?? He's not too mouth-breather-y for me. He's juuuust right.

I'm sure someone will link me eventually if I sit here long enough. #lazyasshole

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

There's someone in the woods with a backhoe (huh... hoe) at this ungodly hour of the morning. What the hell is wrong with some people?


I would have put this in the blurt thread, but I already posted twice in a row there and I don't want to monopolize it.

 

[pete]

And I dig Pete too...he's just the right amount of everything for my tastes.

Right?? He's not too mouth-breather-y for me. He's juuuust right.

yes, i'm very much like the last bowl of porridge.
thanks

 

[Garnate]

Garnate - http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=61761207&postcount=51

^^ Mah girl! Thank you. That was sooooo worth the read.

 

[Riles]

yes, i'm very much like the last bowl of porridge.
thanks

Can we sprinkle cinnamon on you? Or maybe maple syrup?

 

[pete]

Can we sprinkle cinnamon on you? Or maybe maple syrup?

who am i to say no to a woman's request?

just don't ask me to eat a spoonful of cinnamon, i'd be the guy who dies from that

 

[Garnate]

who am i to say no to a woman's request?

just don't ask me to eat a spoonful of cinnamon, i'd be the guy who dies from that

Hahaaahahaaa

 

[Riles]

who am i to say no to a woman's request?

just don't ask me to eat a spoonful of cinnamon, i'd be the guy who dies from that

A spoonful? Never. Just a dusting of it over melted butter covered nipples.

That, a coffee and a cleverly placed wedge of fruit is all one needs to start their day properly.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/4359813/ASHA-Handicrafts-Hand-carved-6-in.-Wooden-Face-Eyeglass-Holder-India-P12329763.jpg