Who are the must-read posters of the General Board?

GimpyIntellect

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I don't have time to deal with the riffraff.

I'm a busy man.

Just give me the meat and potatoes.
 
It's you man. You're the one. With posts like that people will be flocking here from all over to hear what all the fuss is about.
 
i only give my meat & potatoes to women, sorry bub.
 
The best threads are started by either people that seldom start threads, or non-GB-posters and newbs that traipse through.

Threads that take on a life of their own are the ones where the GB shows its (limited) strength.

This could be such a thread.

Or not.
 
Read all threads by parodyluvr75 and you won't have to read anything else.
 
I feel like there is good advice, and some people are leading me astray.

I just need to figure out which is which.

God, this is so confusing.
 
Are you still upset I'm not a man?

Little bit yeah. I'll forgive you for that sooner or later. I mean it might be after Vetteman says something nice to me but I'll get there. I have no clue why I was so convinced you were a dude either like I can't point to what it is in your general persona that I got twisted and I tend to be pretty good at telling he's from she's online. Like a sixth fucking sense that only occasionally goes wrong.
 
I feel like there is good advice, and some people are leading me astray.

I just need to figure out which is which.

God, this is so confusing.

Pm me the name of your alt that you were hoping to see listed and I'll name you as the must-read poster of all time.
 
That guy is a crabby apple, I've very seldom seen him write anything nice.

I can't tell the difference online, between men and women. But nobody confuses me with a guy in person, so I don't mind if you want to think I'm a guy but stop calling me it, I'm a birdy darn it.
 
Little bit yeah. I'll forgive you for that sooner or later. I mean it might be after Vetteman says something nice to me but I'll get there. I have no clue why I was so convinced you were a dude either like I can't point to what it is in your general persona that I got twisted and I tend to be pretty good at telling he's from she's online. Like a sixth fucking sense that only occasionally goes wrong.

Don't beat yourself up too much about it, dodos are hard to sex. :rose:
 
Do you like voting in polls that don't make sense? Do you enjoy pic whores? Are you not 100% against alcohol and posts about alcohol and pictures of alcohol and stories about alcohol? Garnate could be your gal.
 
Do you like voting in polls that don't make sense? Do you enjoy pic whores? Are you not 100% against alcohol and posts about alcohol and pictures of alcohol and stories about alcohol? Garnate could be your gal.

She'd definitely be my girl if I wasn't so hung up on Byron, 98% against all things alcohol and was looking for a sexy picture posting Garnate girl ;)
 
That guy is a crabby apple, I've very seldom seen him write anything nice.

I can't tell the difference online, between men and women. But nobody confuses me with a guy in person, so I don't mind if you want to think I'm a guy but stop calling me it, I'm a birdy darn it.

I usually call you Bird in Bowl. Cus I find it amusing.

Don't beat yourself up too much about it, dodos are hard to sex. :rose:

She's not a dodo. She's Parroty thing most of the time who someone left in a cereal bowl for reasons that have never been adequately explained.

Do you like voting in polls that don't make sense? Do you enjoy pic whores? Are you not 100% against alcohol and posts about alcohol and pictures of alcohol and stories about alcohol? Garnate could be your gal.

I love your new AV. I will love it more if you put your hands behind your head and bounce up and down. Please and thank you.

And if your expression was 20% less snarky. Like I'd never hit on you cus I know you'd just make fun of me for thinking I was good enough to talk to you.
 
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