Michelle: Scales In Every Restaurant

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Micelle Obama says she wants weight scales at every restaurant, school cafeteria, and food store to restrict purchases of high cal/high fat items to lardos. IF THE BUYERS WEIGHT IS ABOVE RECOMMENDED STANDARDS THE BUYER WONT BE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE CERTAIN ITEMS, AND WILL BE OFFERED A COMPLIMENTARY BAG OF CELERY AND CARROT STICKS. She also suggested that low weight patrons receive in-store counseling when they order problem foods.

 

[phrodeau]

Why do you think that is a good idea?

 

[phrodeau]

Expecting any attention soon?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Pretty hard to fuel a football team on carrot sticks.

 

[phrodeau]

Pretty hard to fuel a football team on carrot sticks.

So, bad idea. Whose idea was it in the first place?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

So, bad idea. Whose idea was it in the first place?

I don't care enough to find out.

 

[phrodeau]

I don't care enough to find out.

Hint: it wasn't Michelle Obama's.

 

[Que]

Expecting any attention soon?

With two bumps, I guess he can count on your support, at a minimum.

 

[phrodeau]

With two bumps, I guess he can count on your support, at a minimum.

I can spare a pike for his head, sure.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Pretty hard to fuel a football team on carrot sticks.

No worries, as per the norm they will be exempt from the same rules the rest of us have to live by...cuz football.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No worries, as per the norm they will be exempt from the same rules the rest of us have to live by...cuz football.

When I was in hs, if you could breathe, you could be on the football team, unless you were a girl.

 

[Noor]

What a person eats is between them and their doctor at most, government should stay out of it. That being said if the government would like to provide me with good food like fruits, veggies and whatever for free, I would be quite willing to accept.

 

[Que]

I can spare a pike for his head, sure.

3 out of 9 is fan-boy status. If you can make it to 4 out of 12, that is stalker territory.

 

[phrodeau]

3 out of 9 is fan-boy status. If you can make it to 4 out of 12, that is stalker territory.

You would know, I guess.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What a person eats is between them and their doctor at most, government should stay out of it. That being said if the government would like to provide me with good food like fruits, veggies and whatever for free, I would be quite willing to accept.

The perception that government gets or gives anything for free is a common misconception.

 

[MNGuy]

Wow, interesting concept, massive business failures as restaurants and supermarkets layoff and close. Carrot and celery shortages driving up prices. Black market for cheeseburgers and pizza. Calorie police in jackboots on the street.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What a person eats is between them and their doctor at most, government should stay out of it. That being said if the government would like to provide me with good food like fruits, veggies and whatever for free, I would be quite willing to accept.

Michelle does have a garden.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

When I was in hs, if you could breathe, you could be on the football team, unless you were a girl.

There's only so much violence fans will tolerate, so girls are out till they evolve into nicer people.

 

[RedAllan]

I recently stood on the scales in a warehouse, the digital display said 'help'

Pass the carrots and celery please.

 

[possum123]

Could I get laid several times? They can keep their veggies.
What did you say? Weighed. Give me my carrots and celery.