MagicFingers
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I had this idea for comparing race cars to women, since I like both and marvel at the similarities. I was thinking of posting it in a forum, but I now have over two pages of two-liners. Please weigh in and let me know if this would make a good story post. NascarAddicted, please let me know what you think if you're still around. I value all inputs. Here's how it starts, for now, but it gets raunchier later:
There are so many correlations between fast cars and fast women.
Both have smooth lines and soft curves. Both have the power to make men tremble.
A fast car is desirable.
A fast woman is desirable.
A loose car is a fast car. A loose woman is said to be a “fast” woman.
A tight car must be driven slower. A tight woman must be taken slowly.
When a car’s rear end is too loose, it moves left and right uncontrollably.
When a woman is too loose, her rear also moves around uncontrollably.
A fast car can be driven hard.
A fast woman can be driven harder.
etc, etc.
There are so many correlations between fast cars and fast women.
Both have smooth lines and soft curves. Both have the power to make men tremble.
A fast car is desirable.
A fast woman is desirable.
A loose car is a fast car. A loose woman is said to be a “fast” woman.
A tight car must be driven slower. A tight woman must be taken slowly.
When a car’s rear end is too loose, it moves left and right uncontrollably.
When a woman is too loose, her rear also moves around uncontrollably.
A fast car can be driven hard.
A fast woman can be driven harder.
etc, etc.
