What do Humans want?

[Curtis71]

I'm posting this mostly for humans. What do they want from life? Shelter, water, sustenance, the opportunity to procreate?

 

[Laurel]

Bacon.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

More Rob Zombie...

 

[Killswitch]

AV's that aren't 20 years old.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

AV's that aren't 20 years old.

What the fuck do you know about humans?

 

[kbate]

Cheese. Hopefully something with bleu mould that stinks and tastes like heaven.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Blue Cheese is my favorite cheese for salad.

Parmigiano-Reggiano is what I buy the most of every month.

Ricotta is my favorite for cooking with.

Provolone is my favorite for on a sandwich.

Cheddar is my favorite for eating all by itself.

 

[Wings]

Pizza, sex, and copious reading materials.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Also, I like to eat bacon, but I hate to cook it. Cooking bacon is banned in the Savage Manse.

 

[Curtis71]

Cheese. Hopefully something with bleu mould that stinks and tastes like heaven.

Blue Cheese is my favorite cheese for salad.

Parmigiano-Reggiano is what I buy the most of every month.

Ricotta is my favorite for cooking with.

Provolone is my favorite for on a sandwich.

Cheddar is my favorite for eating all by itself.

This is not a cheese thread! Focus people!

Jacking a thread with the intent to cheese is unacceptable.

 

[dolf]

pleasing aromas. humans want pleasing aromas.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So is deep-frying anything and cooking fish in any manner other than baking.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's the smell. I have an olfactory system like a bloodhound's.

 

[kbate]

This is not a cheese thread! Focus people!

Jacking a thread with the intent to cheese is unacceptable.

That's why they invented Brie.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is not a cheese thread! Focus people!

Jacking a thread with the intent to cheese is unacceptable.

Cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Blue Cheese is my favorite cheese for salad.

Parmigiano-Reggiano is what I buy the most of every month.

Ricotta is my favorite for cooking with.

Provolone is my favorite for on a sandwich.

Cheddar is my favorite for eating all by itself.

Oh Johnny. I shall write an ode to you on my thighs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Oh Johnny. I shall write an ode to you on my thighs.

That's very kind of you, but as you know, I'm a boob man

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm posting this mostly for humans. What do they want from life? Shelter, water, sustenance, the opportunity to procreate?

the winning lottery numbers bro!

Stew

 

[Curtis71]

Cunt.

Am not, have not.

 

[kbate]

But then I'm queer and sub-human so my desire for cheese might be off-topic.

 

[toubab]

I'm posting this mostly for humans. What do they want from life? Shelter, water, sustenance, the opportunity to procreate?

Damnit. You started a thread with a question and then gave all the good answers yourself. Fuck you.

 

[Equinoxe]

This is not a cheese thread! Focus people!

Jacking a thread with the intent to cheese is unacceptable.

Any thread that poses the question "What do Humans want?" is necessarily going to become a cheese thread. Or ought to.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that human beings want cheese.

Edited:
That totally should have been:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a human being in possession of good sense must be in want of cheese.

And now I'm very disappointed in myself.

 

[Aquagal]

Morning sex

And then enough time to snuggle back under the covers.

 

[Noor]

laughter

 

[JohnnySavage]

Any thread that poses the question "What do Humans want?" is necessarily going to become a cheese thread. Or ought to.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that human beings want cheese.

Have you ever wondered how humans first discovered adding Rennet to their milk?

It's a head scratcher.