Guinness Blonde American Lager
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spacekowboy
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It sounds like a bastardization. I love guiness. I love some American lagers.
What's next, Guiness Light?
What's next, Guiness Light?
AllyRose
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Guinness Black Lager is essentially Guinness Light.
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I'd buy you a brewery.
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I heard Guinness makes you fuck harder ,last longer or something like that.
AllyRose
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Awesome. It'll be a part of my castle in the sky.
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SEVERUSMAX
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It is an abomination. I want my thick-headed Irish brew, thank you very much! 
AllyRose
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It is an abomination. I want my thick-headed Irish brew, thank you very much!
And you shall have it!
And then they invented Michael Flatley. But then...they invented you.
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Riverdance wasn't all bad. It gave us Lisa Kelly, more recently of Celtic Woman (currently teaching music in Georgia, btw).
AllyRose
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It's certainly not my first, second or third choice of beverage. But I'd choose Yuengling over, say, Coors.
AllyRose
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Riverdance wasn't all bad. It gave us Lisa Kelly, more recently of Celtic Woman (currently teaching music in Georgia, btw).
Go to youtube and check out Riverdance at the Special Olympics. Phenomenal performance.
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It is an abomination. I want my thick-headed Irish brew, thank you very much!
I used to have a really good palate. It's just OK now. A lot of what something tastes like is actually attributable to smell, and my olfactory senses are not as sharp as they once were.
I had never tasted beer until shortly before my 44th birthday. I KNEW what it would taste like from the smell. Except the bud light my then wife brought me tasted like beer would taste like if you added a lot of water.
It wasn't until I tried a Killian's Irish red that I got a beer that tasted like it smells. You can almost chew that one, though. with what I can get around here, I like a Guinness extra stout that, oddly, is less bitter than their regular stout.
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I'd give it a shot, because it's Guinness. Then again, there's already Harp.
They're probably just trying to get those American drinkers who won't drink anything that isn't 'Murican.
They're probably just trying to get those American drinkers who won't drink anything that isn't 'Murican.
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No I refuse. I refuse to try the black lager as well. Just fuckin wrong
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I'll give it a try. <shrug>
In a land slowly being overrun with micro-breweries (and no complaint there, some of the products are out-standing) Guinness occupied a unique niche, there was/is nothing like it. Its hard to imagine what their marketing strategy is with this new product.
Ishmael
In a land slowly being overrun with micro-breweries (and no complaint there, some of the products are out-standing) Guinness occupied a unique niche, there was/is nothing like it. Its hard to imagine what their marketing strategy is with this new product.
Ishmael
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i'm not a beer aficionado by any means, but microbreweries seem to be very hipster and somewhat lame.
this clip from kimmel is a great analogy for some of the idiocy that surrounds fans of microbrews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_IzYUJANfk
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It's news like this that makes me consider the Problem of Evil.
