Yeah, I'm kinda a dick. . .

[morninwould]

I'm also sarcastic, stubborn and can be a selfish asshole.

If you've not stopped reading yet, I'm also an attention whore and I come bearing pics and witty banter.

This train wreck could last all of five minutes.

Line up ladies*


*sarcasm.

 

[Icy1]

I'm also sarcastic, stubborn and can be a selfish asshole.

If you've not stopped reading yet, I'm also an attention whore and I come bearing pics and witty banter.

This train wreck could last all of five minutes.

Line up ladies*


*sarcasm.

Made me laugh already.
Nice pics too.

 

[morninwould]

Made me laugh already.
Nice pics too.

That's the point.

Humor hides the pain.

But not my penis apparently cause it keeps showing up in pics.

 

[Icy1]

That's the point.

Humor hides the pain.

But not my penis apparently cause it keeps showing up in pics.

Well it's working so far.

Penises do have a habit of popping up.

 

[morninwould]

Well it's working so far.

Penises do have a habit of popping up.

Don't steal my fucking pun, that will get you banned.

Kidding.

But seriously. . .



Thanks.

 

[Sexynsweet]

Well with that kind of introduction how can we resist?

Good thing you're hot or you'd really be an ass.

 

[Dumpling]

Just came to snoop around a bit and say Hi

 

[morninwould]

Well with that kind of introduction how can we resist?

Good thing you're hot or you'd really be an ass.

Shut it. You love it, don't even play.

Just came to snoop around a bit and say Hi

Nice! You rarely stop into my shitty threads. Banner day for the alpha dick.

Not sarcasm.

 

[Sexynsweet]

Shut it. You love it, don't even play.

Meh....when I'm bored or procrastinating you're a good distraction.

 

[morninwould]

Meh....when I'm bored or procrastinating you're a good distraction.

Rude.

But I'll be your cheap fix.

Or should a say Cheap Trick. Cause I want you to want me.

Inside joke warning.

 

[whorenextdoor]

I'm also sarcastic, stubborn and can be a selfish asshole.

If you've not stopped reading yet, I'm also an attention whore and I come bearing pics and witty banter.

This train wreck could last all of five minutes.

Line up ladies*


*sarcasm.

Oh look who's back.

I will push my way to the front of the line, just saying

 

[morninwould]

Oh look who's back.

I will push my way to the front of the line, just saying

Get me while I'm hot.

Seriously, I'm getting old, you better hurry.

 

[Sexynsweet]

Rude.

But I'll be your cheap fix.

Or should a say Cheap Trick. Cause I want you to want me.

Inside joke warning.

(*claps gleefully*

I LOVE this game! )

I may want you, but I'd be too shy shy to say it.

 

[wantatoy]

Glad you decided to grace us with pictures too.. nice to SEE you back lol

 

[morninwould]

(*claps gleefully*

I LOVE this game! )

I may want you, but I'd be too shy shy to say it.

Come on. I need to hear it. Do you really want to hurt me?

Glad you decided to grace us with pictures too.. nice to SEE you back lol

Eh. I'm sure I'll be over it soon enough. It's a vicious cycle.

You saying my wit isn't enough?

 

[morninwould]

By the way ladies, you should consider this a safe house. By that I mean feel free to drop your inhibitions and clothing at the door and use this as your pic thread if you don't have one.

I particularly like pics of:
Boobs, butts, legs, feet, shoulders, necks, panties, heels.

The list is not exhaustive.

I'm such a dick.

 

[whorenextdoor]

Get me while I'm hot.

Seriously, I'm getting old, you better hurry.

You are quite hot indeed. Well then let's go

 

[chillipepper2]

nothing wrong with a attention whore that comes bearing pics..... hmmmm yum

 

[morninwould]

You are quite hot indeed. Well then let's go

I was ready yesterday. Duh.

nothing wrong with a attention whore that comes bearing pics..... hmmmm yum

Look who showed up.

You can't say "comes" around here and not expect a snicker. I'm juvenile like that.

 

[whorenextdoor]

I was ready yesterday. Duh.

I'm always ready

 

[rubydlite]

Meh....when I'm bored or procrastinating you're a good distraction.

*SNICKER*
about time you took your pants off

 

[morninwould]

I'm always ready

I'm always willing. We are like mac and cheese.

*SNICKER*
about time you took your pants off

Do they ever stay on long?

Answer is no.

 

[morninwould]

Midday office pic. It's cold but I'm feeling naked without my tie.

 

[whorenextdoor]

I'm always willing. We are like mac and cheese

well how about that I like Mac and cheese

Midday office pic. It's cold but I'm feeling naked without my tie.

I like you naked and I know of the perfect way to keep you warm

 

[SassySheDevil]

Midday office pic. It's cold but I'm feeling naked without my tie.

That smile! Grrr it melts me.

Better be careful though. It might make the "dick" less believable.