Whoops, did I just touch your boob?

[cumbtwntits]

I was in the cereal isle this morning doing some shopping when you asked me to help you to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf. I, of course, was happy to oblige considering you were definitely a cougar on the prowl. I reached up, while you leaned in, leaving my hand and arm grazing your ample breasts. I have to admit I was extremely turned on and wanted to rip your shirt off, bend you over and fuck you right there but all I did was hand you your box of cereal while you gave me a sly look and squeezed my arm.

Looking for a sexy cougar to chat and maybe more. Me: good looking, witty and fit. Drop me a PM or IM me on yahoo

 

[cumbtwntits]

did i bump into you at the market?

 

[southern_gal]

Story of my life. Get groped in winn dixie and by a cute guy with a bulge only to have him chicken out and me to walk away with my nipples getting hard. sigh

 

[cumbtwntits]

Story of my life. Get groped in winn dixie and by a cute guy with a bulge only to have him chicken out and me to walk away with my nipples getting hard. sigh

if only it were the win dixie here in fl. we'd be heading home together.

 

[southern_gal]

if only it were the win dixie here in fl. we'd be heading home together.

No, you'd just stand there with your silly look and your thing sticking out while I had to load my own groceries and hope nobody is looking down my blouse while I am bent over the cart. Not that they'd do anything anyway.

 

[afriquemystique]

No, you'd just stand there with your silly look and your thing sticking out while I had to load my own groceries and hope nobody is looking down my blouse while I am bent over the cart. Not that they'd do anything anyway.

I would never do that to you.

I'd take the opportunity to drink in all of your luscious body, with a devious smile, taking your arm, pull you close, biting your neck....SHIT! THREE FOR TWO ON FUN-SIZED OREOS! WHAT A FUCKEN DEAL! Get some of those for the cart, I tell ya....

 

[southern_gal]

I would never do that to you.

I'd take the opportunity to drink in all of your luscious body, with a devious smile, taking your arm, pull you close, biting your neck....SHIT! THREE FOR TWO ON FUN-SIZED OREOS! WHAT A FUCKEN DEAL! Get some of those for the cart, I tell ya....

You really know how to make a girl feel sexy yanno? I can NOT compete with oreos let alone when they are on sale. dammit

 

[afriquemystique]

You really know how to make a girl feel sexy yanno? I can NOT compete with oreos let alone when they are on sale. dammit

Especially when I imagine a fun-sized oreo to be about the size of a hubcap.

I would promise to attend to the nipples after I've balanced as many packs as I can fit into the trolley. Then two more.

 

[southern_gal]

Especially when I imagine a fun-sized oreo to be about the size of a hubcap.

I would promise to attend to the nipples after I've balanced as many packs as I can fit into the trolley. Then two more.

You and I have a date mister. We are going to thread wreckers anonymous.

 

[afriquemystique]

You and I have a date mister. We are going to thread wreckers anonymous.

"Hi, my name is Andre, and I'm a thread wrecker"

"This one time, a guy puts up this ad....Shit...He was just looking for some company, you know? Anyways, he's in this supermarket....

I don't know, Wal-Mart, whatever, can be any supermarket. You know you're not supposed to cross-share, right?

So he's in Wal-Mart, checking out the cereal. Sees this fine, fine woman who just happens to be staring at the same item as him.

What? No, it's a small store.

Yes, I know the cereal isle is usually huge, but this is a small store. It's in Wisconsin, no-one eats cereal in Wisconsin, and there are like three boxes...

Well yeah, of course I would have noticed her before I reached to the shelf and brushed her boob, but that's not part of the story.

IT'S A SMALL STORE! IN WISCONSIN! WHERE THEY DON'T EAT CEREAL!!!!

I'm never coming to this meeting again"

Now it's really dead.

 

[southern_gal]

sitting here giggling my silly butt off

 

[Purduemyron]

Loading groceries

I'd be honored to load your groceries. I'd also love to go home with you and help you load them into your cupboards. After that we could have some play time.

If you'd like of course.

 

[cumbtwntits]

No, you'd just stand there with your silly look and your thing sticking out while I had to load my own groceries and hope nobody is looking down my blouse while I am bent over the cart. Not that they'd do anything anyway.

Everyone is looking down your blouse. Especially the mutant bagging. If you want help go to Publix. The special needs cashier might make a pass at you. At the very least they'll walk you to your car.

 

[Proximus]

"Hi, my name is Andre, and I'm a thread wrecker"

"This one time, a guy puts up this ad....Shit...He was just looking for some company, you know? Anyways, he's in this supermarket....

I don't know, Wal-Mart, whatever, can be any supermarket. You know you're not supposed to cross-share, right?

So he's in Wal-Mart, checking out the cereal. Sees this fine, fine woman who just happens to be staring at the same item as him.

What? No, it's a small store.

Yes, I know the cereal isle is usually huge, but this is a small store. It's in Wisconsin, no-one eats cereal in Wisconsin, and there are like three boxes...

Well yeah, of course I would have noticed her before I reached to the shelf and brushed her boob, but that's not part of the story.

IT'S A SMALL STORE! IN WISCONSIN! WHERE THEY DON'T EAT CEREAL!!!!

I'm never coming to this meeting again"

Now it's really dead.

+1

 

[southern_gal]

Everyone is looking down your blouse. Especially the mutant bagging. If you want help go to Publix. The special needs cashier might make a pass at you. At the very least they'll walk you to your car.

We don't have a Publix here. Guess I gotta make sure none of my buttons are undone huh?

 

[cumbtwntits]

We don't have a Publix here. Guess I gotta make sure none of my buttons are undone huh?

Make sure at least a couple are undone. I need something to look at!

 

[southern_gal]

Make sure at least a couple are undone. I need something to look at!

It took you almost a month to notice? For crying out loud I've been prancing around this damn store for weeks with my tits half hanging out and you finally notice. Can I go home now? Me feet hurt. Not to mention I seem to have caught a chest cold.

 

[restless_bob]

It took you almost a month to notice? For crying out loud I've been prancing around this damn store for weeks with my tits half hanging out and you finally notice. Can I go home now? Me feet hurt. Not to mention I seem to have caught a chest cold.

Do you need a ride home, baby?

 

[southern_gal]

Do you need a ride home, baby?

Where were you a couple weekends ago when we were held hostage by a cab driver that was lost?

 

[cumbtwntits]

It took you almost a month to notice? For crying out loud I've been prancing around this damn store for weeks with my tits half hanging out and you finally notice. Can I go home now? Me feet hurt. Not to mention I seem to have caught a chest cold.

no doubt pneumonia

 

[restless_bob]

Where were you a couple weekends ago when we were held hostage by a cab driver that was lost?

Hey, listen, you were the one who wanted to trust him, not me.