Do What Makes You Happy.

[spacekowboy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/29867da20bddb408f49cbfc64412446b/tumblr_n2xkbdmTyC1rzz8tdo1_1280.jpg

But what if what makes you happy is being an asshole?

 

[Wings]

That is why I'm always happy.

 

[Curtis71]

But what if what makes you happy is being an asshole?

Then be the best asshole you can be and don't apologize for it.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b93e0e74a018d7d982f4c298e455def5/tumblr_n9p7qowB061syrvhio1_400.jpg

It's also the moment just after you have loaded the automatic weapons, set the booby traps for the cops, and headed out the door to show those Fuckers who is really in charge.

 

[pete]

i like having goals

http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/goalsdemotivator.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4927d1f74bb24a369612b117f6c82e58/tumblr_mg3l87pN9l1rataypo1_500.jpg

Jesus revealed himself to me once.
I had that twisted little fuck deported.

 

[Sean]

Someone has been reading Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/0411865ead8b7b61d9d6924acbaa5551/tumblr_n2ps4gxgeS1qmyrjio1_1280.jpg


6. Blow jobs

 

[Fata Morgana]

7. Punching your boss in the crotch.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/cdeb8bba28043af7ac86e39ec0c212ee/tumblr_momx3nHolI1qkxrtro1_1280.jpg

Preferably under water.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6uaevBSt51rataypo1_400.jpg

It's probably because you whine a lot.

Or you're ugly.

Or you're crap in the sack.

 

[pointless]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/29867da20bddb408f49cbfc64412446b/tumblr_n2xkbdmTyC1rzz8tdo1_1280.jpg

But what if what makes you happy is being an asshole?

or child molesting?

or rape?

or murder?


et cetera.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa8ffc9dcc7ef4ae78e63a8637129841/tumblr_n2psijMqUd1qmyrjio1_400.jpg

But most of them are just in prison.

 

[pointless]

Someone has been reading Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

my junior high geography teacher played that on full blast for detention. he was a bastard.

and he did not like me one little bit.

good times.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1a536f87648363361b8fcc06094569b9/tumblr_muz9r7ueyE1ri82wqo1_1280.jpg

Also, show me your tits.

 

[TwinkleStars]

what makes me happy is staring at spacekowboy's dong pic.

 

[domroger]

7. Punching your boss in the crotch.

Would not have worked with my last boss ,she was a two faced ,back stabbing ,gold plated bitch and you would have lost your hand .
That is the nice version .

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8b42a78e33d156bd23a86d47377ae16/tumblr_mydd75WaH31t0yk2wo1_500.jpg

And some melanoma.

 

[Jennifer]

Jesus revealed himself to me once.
I had that twisted little fuck deported.[/QUOTE]

Did his shirt read "what would I do?"

 

[parodyluvr75]

7. Punching your boss in the crotch.

Whenever I get over the ocean, I'll do that for you. No one will suspect you are the cause. You'll go into work and Phil will say, "Some crazy American bird ran up to me and for no reason crotch punched me. Damn Americans."

Try not to snicker.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8860278170e0c973da41fccd750c4bb2/tumblr_ndd4muYOME1sohxd4o1_500.jpg

How about you instead show me how well that you can shut the fuck up?

 

[spacekowboy]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0d7af62f5d1ce3475dab34e626374876/tumblr_ndg4i2pakk1sdc2bho1_500.png

It will fit. Trust me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Whenever I get over the ocean, I'll do that for you. No one will suspect you are the cause. You'll go into work and Phil will say, "Some crazy American bird ran up to me and for no reason crotch punched me. Damn Americans."

Try not to snicker.

If you do I'll hug a spider!

Well. Maybe not. But I'll be very excited and happy.

 

[kbate]

Whenever I get over the ocean, I'll do that for you. No one will suspect you are the cause. You'll go into work and Phil will say, "Some crazy American bird ran up to me and for no reason crotch punched me. Damn Americans."

Try not to snicker.

try not to get the same guy I did that to back in '96, i'd hate to give him a complex, it was a misunderstanding.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you do I'll hug a spider!

Well. Maybe not. But I'll be very excited and happy.

I'll get you a toy spider to hug. Some men just need a good crotch punch, once and while.

try not to get the same guy I did that to back in '96, i'd hate to give him a complex, it was a misunderstanding.

If his name is Phil, then it might be. He'll get over it, eventually.