Watching a wingnut try to flirt...

[richard_daily]

is like watching a turkey try to tango.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What do you have against fowl?

 

[NeverEndingMe]

is like watching a turkey try to tango.

watching obama slave flirt ... is like watching a fish dance out of water

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

is like watching a turkey try to tango.

it's like watching a zombie try to ride a bike bro!

Stew

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

is like watching a turkey try to tango.

I'm sure Vetteman would go out with you if you just asked him.

 

[Learnsmith]

I imagine it's rather like how my wife describes her experience of OKCupid. No subtlety, just a lot of bad grammar and unsolicited dick pics.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_mdk4xmfamj1qgos7ro1_1280.gif

 

[NeverEndingMe]

I imagine it's rather like how my wife describes her experience of OKCupid. No subtlety, just a lot of bad grammar and unsolicited dick pics.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_mdk4xmfamj1qgos7ro1_1280.gif

that about sums you up .... tossing food at your wife. What else could, we expect from your kind...the broken and defective

 

[bronzeage]

What do you have against fowl?

All bird sex is butt sex, which is okay with me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

All bird sex is butt sex, which is okay with me.

Just because they are mounting you from behind doesn't mean they are going in the back door.

 

[Learnsmith]

Just because they are mounting you from behind doesn't mean they are going in the back door.

But it's all really the cloaca, isn't it?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

But it's all really the cloaca, isn't it?

So, you've had bird sex?

 

[Curtis71]

Just because they are mounting you from behind doesn't mean they are going in the back door.

Well said.

 

[bronzeage]

Just because they are mounting you from behind doesn't mean they are going in the back door.

"Back door"? Is cloaca too clinical for you?

 

[Learnsmith]

So, you've had bird sex?

Well, there was that one time at Carnivale with your mom. I thought the headdress was a bit gaudy.

 

[Amberchgo]

A liberals version of flirting ...


" Hi. You're cute. Buy me a drink?"

 

[Disgustipated]

A liberals version of flirting ...


" Hi. You're cute. Buy me a drink?"

Shaddup, Ken. You are not fooling anyone.

 

[parodyluvr75]

"Back door"? Is cloaca too clinical for you?

Yes, it is.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well said.

 

[richard_daily]

I imagine it's rather like how my wife describes her experience of OKCupid. No subtlety, just a lot of bad grammar and unsolicited dick pics.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_mdk4xmfamj1qgos7ro1_1280.gif

PM me a link so I can send her a message that says "U R hot"

 

[richard_daily]

ken is such a weird dude. You'd think after years he'd find something better to do, but nope...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Well, there was that one time at Carnivale with your mom. I thought the headdress was a bit gaudy.

I'll eventually drag you down to my level. Good start.

 

[bronzeage]

Yes, it is.

I always favored, "Let's find a shady spot and wet some feathers."

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Shaddup, Ken. You are not fooling anyone.

ken is such a weird dude. You'd think after years he'd find something better to do, but nope...

Because this place makes me feel like a rocket scientist.

 

[bronzeage]

A liberals version of flirting ...


" Hi. You're cute. Buy me a drink?"

A conservatives version of flirting:

"Hi, I've got a surprise for you. It's in my pocket."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So, you've had bird sex?

He's a Mummer.