One last favor to ask.

[southern_gal]

Guys of Lit, I have had a ball teasing and flirting and sometimes being snarky and all on here the last couple of years but after tonight who knows when or if this pissed off woman will be back. To make a long story short I am fed up with the bastard I married and waited far too long for him to keep his promise. (I don't wanna re hash everything I have bitched about on this site regarding my "marriage" lately) I am sitting here reading and chatting because I want to get as horny as possible when we leave in a little bit. A couple friends are coming to pick me up and I am not coming home tonite until some cute guy lies to me and then fucks me like my asshole husband should have spent the day doing.

Sooooo what I would like is for you to tell me what you would do if you had a free pass with me for one night. I don't really have a free pass so I made my own. We will be all over the place tonite and will check in from time to time to read what hopefully will be posts that will give us all a reason to wish you were sitting at our table. -me

 

[JudasIscariot]

I think you're about to do something you'll regret.

But it's your life and you make the play. Good luck with the search.

 

[southern_gal]

I think you're about to do something you'll regret.

But it's your life and you make the play. Good luck with the search.

Can't possibly match the regret I've had the last few years. Still it was sweet of you to think that. I've got my big girl panties on tho I'll be fine. As long as a cutie takes those same panties off me before the night is over.

 

[southern_gal]

Oh and guys, post here please rather than pm me. I can answer it better here because I will be on my phone and it'll be easier to just type in a thread rather than try and answer all the pm's. I sure can be a picky bitch huh? You guys are sweet and know how to make a gal feel wanted.

 

[georgerb]

Picky bitches add interest to life for me. No more demanding than some males can be. Would love to have some time with you...just exploring your needs and setting aside mine.

Drop in anytime for a chat if you like. Hope things get brighter for you.

 

[southern_gal]

Picky bitches add interest to life for me. No more demanding than some males can be. Would love to have some time with you...just exploring your needs and setting aside mine.

Drop in anytime for a chat if you like. Hope things get brighter for you.

Things are gonna brighten up real soon..

 

[D_Williams]

big girl panties

I would love to strip you down to those big girl panties, tease your hungry pussy with my hot breath over the panties till you beg me to pull them off

 

[southerncharm77]

I would start out by giving you a complete massage from head to toe.

I would then kiss lick nibble and suck on every sweet delicious inch of your incredible body.

Making sure to spend extra time on a few special places.

I would draw out the alphabet on your sweet perfect pussy with the tip of my tongue to see what letter you would cum on.

I would then make slow passionate love to you.

Fuck your brains out.

Then repeat.

 

[handy509manny]

The mysterious circumstances of opportunity

I would begin by sending drinks, then follow up with good conversation with both great listening and feedback. I would make sure to compliment the table while making sure you know it is you that holds my interest. Maybe follow up with some dancing or other entertainment with as much flirting and subtle caresses as can be managed in a public forum without being too obvious. After that, well there are so many possibilities...

 

[YAK411976]

Oh dear. As Shaun says but hey if you know what you're doing. Don't be gone too long. You are way too interesting. But if I had a free pass. Well it would be romantic, long and enjoyable. That's all I'm going to write. You'll have to make up the rest.

 

[Bluespark]

I would come up and sit next to you at the bar...buy you a drink..make a little small talk...by the second drink I would have my hand on your thigh...I would be looking deeply into your eyes as we told each other harmless little lies about who we aren't...by the third drink my hand would be under your skirt fingering your pussy through your wet panties...I would lean closer...smelling your perfume and whisper in your ear, "do you want to stay here and dance or go someplace and fuck?"...Your hand squeezing my hard cock through my jeans tells me your answer. We get up and walk out to my car. My erection is obvious as we leave the bar but I don't care I want everybody to know that we are going outside to fuck.

 

[fullservice65]

Guys of Lit, I have had a ball teasing and flirting and sometimes being snarky and all on here the last couple of years but after tonight who knows when or if this pissed off woman will be back. To make a long story short I am fed up with the bastard I married and waited far too long for him to keep his promise. (I don't wanna re hash everything I have bitched about on this site regarding my "marriage" lately) I am sitting here reading and chatting because I want to get as horny as possible when we leave in a little bit. A couple friends are coming to pick me up and I am not coming home tonite until some cute guy lies to me and then fucks me like my asshole husband should have spent the day doing.

Sooooo what I would like is for you to tell me what you would do if you had a free pass with me for one night. I don't really have a free pass so I made my own. We will be all over the place tonite and will check in from time to time to read what hopefully will be posts that will give us all a reason to wish you were sitting at our table. -me

I'm your server tonight, and I see from the glances to my crotch that you want something not on the menu. I wink and you know something more than a soufflé is rising tonight.
After bringing out the dessert course, you make eye contact with me and you get up and walk toward the bathroom. I ask my coworker to cover your table, and I follow you to the side exit to the alley. You mug me as I make it through the door, kissing me deeply and backing me against the wall. "Fuck me now!" you growl into my ear as you start to undo my belt.
......

 

[afriquemystique]

I'm in the store.

I spot you, browsing, taught nipples through that tight white shirt.

I move closer.

It's cold, your nipples harden, more at the sight of me approach, even more for the savage lust in my eyes...

I reach over you, giving no cover to my lust...










Shit. It's Wisconsin. Nobody eats cereal here.

 

[Centauri1]

Hope you find what your needing...

 

[southern_gal]

You guys are just wonderful and there are 4 of us that wish you were here with us. I hate admitting that I am getting too old for the beach clubs but the music is just tooo loud. I could have prince effin charming sit down beside me but couldnt understand a word he said. There are 3 new women that want to join lit just from reading the comments on this thread.

 

[southern_gal]

Hope you find what your needing...

Finding is the easy part

 

[fullservice65]

You guys are just wonderful and there are 4 of us that wish you were here with us. I hate admitting that I am getting too old for the beach clubs but the music is just tooo loud. I could have prince effin charming sit down beside me but couldnt understand a word he said. There are 3 new women that want to join lit just from reading the comments on this thread.

Tell them to cum on in; the water's fine.

 

[fullservice65]

Post a picture of the group.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Heck, have two or three, you know, as long as you're good and drunk Hope you find some good ones!

But make sure you use protection sweetie.

 

[zysmith]

If I was to meet you tonight and hear your plans, I would want to take you home, give you a full body massage and share a nice long relaxing hot bath, complete with the libation of your choice.

After taking our time drying each other off, we would climb into bed under a nice thick comforter and I would wrap my arms around your warm naked body, stroking your hair and letting the sexual tension slowly build.

My mouth and tongue would explore your body from head to toe, making brief stops to further build the tension but not providing the release you are looking for, not yet.

When you finally beg for release, I will slooooooowly enter you, reveling in your desires, building to the moment we both explode.

Just a thought...

 

[southern_gal]

If I was to meet you tonight and hear your plans, I would want to take you home, give you a full body massage and share a nice long relaxing hot bath, complete with the libation of your choice.

After taking our time drying each other off, we would climb into bed under a nice thick comforter and I would wrap my arms around your warm naked body, stroking your hair and letting the sexual tension slowly build.

My mouth and tongue would explore your body from head to toe, making brief stops to further build the tension but not providing the release you are looking for, not yet.

When you finally beg for release, I will slooooooowly enter you, reveling in your desires, building to the moment we both explode.

Just a thought...

You've got 3 out of 4
Votes but ofne of our group is even more pissed at men than me. Well I'm just mad at one not all of you. As a group we've decided more men shoulf be onlit cause too many men now have no humor, sex drive or are career obsessed,
Random thouht i would neved buy a round of drinks for everyone at the table. Now none of us know who has the besg chance with you so no ody makes a move. I might be in the mood but i dont wanna look silly if you are really after my ffiend. Fu k mixed signals are hard to figure out. Hard is good sometimes

 

[jhe2362]

So beautiful tell us what you wore tonight.......

 

[zysmith]

You've got 3 out of 4
Votes but ofne of our group is even more pissed at men than me. Well I'm just mad at one not all of you. As a group we've decided more men shoulf be onlit cause too many men now have no humor, sex drive or are career obsessed,
Random thouht i would neved buy a round of drinks for everyone at the table. Now none of us know who has the besg chance with you so no ody makes a move. I might be in the mood but i dont wanna look silly if you are really after my ffiend. Fu k mixed signals are hard to figure out. Hard is good sometimes

No guy would turn down a night with 4 girls. Just saying.

 

[southern_gal]

So beautiful tell us what you wore tonight.......

Fuck me dress with heels that promises a trip to the hospital. too many guys out tonite that look like thry could be my little brither. I feel old. Wasbhed up at 30

 

[southern_gal]

No guy would turn down a night with 4 girls. Just saying.

I meant thag if you are wanting ti get my attention dont buy all of us a drink. Plus its expensive. Even if hes adoeable i wont make a fool out of myself if i think hes after one of my friends. If i.could read minds i wouldnt be here cause I'd know what dumbass back at home was thinking. Think i do anyway.