Drive BY Mourning

[ms_ann_thrope]

The horror...

http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/df60f126c15b4a6f895032acbb7779ca/US--Drive-thru-Viewings

http://cdn1.therepublic.com/smedia/d/f/df60f126c15b4a6f895032acbb7779ca/inline_438781935559.jpg

 

[thør]

Genius!

 

[domroger]

The only reason to go to a viewing is to make sure they are dead .
So it works for me .

 

[dolf]

oh wow...

 

[JudasIscariot]

Americans

If they can make anything less active, they will.

 

[unregistered]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

We do love our automobiles.

 

[The Greek]

Classless Stupidity. If the deceased (and his/her family) are not worth getting your fat ass out of the car to pay your respects, then just stay home.

 

[Phillyguy902]

The horror...

http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/df60f126c15b4a6f895032acbb7779ca/US--Drive-thru-Viewings

http://cdn1.therepublic.com/smedia/d/f/df60f126c15b4a6f895032acbb7779ca/inline_438781935559.jpg

I'd like three Hail Marys, and a large order of fries please.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Classless Stupidity. If the deceased (and his/her family) are not worth getting your fat ass out of the car to pay your respects, then just stay home.

You've obviously never attended the funeral of a very popular person. Standing on line for hours kills my feet.

 

[thør]

The only reason to go to a viewing is to make sure they are dead .
So it works for me .

If there was a hole in the window that one could poke a stick through, this would be perfect.

 

[The Greek]

You've obviously never attended the funeral of a very popular person. Standing on line for hours kills my feet.

Understood about the lines..

but seriously? how can anyone think it's appropriate to set up the deceased like a peep show, with curtains sliding open for a timed 3 minutes while organ music plays

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If there was a hole in the window that one could poke a stick through, this would be perfect.

*snerk*

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Understood about the lines..

but seriously? how can anyone think it's appropriate to set up the deceased like a peep show, with curtains sliding open for a timed 3 minutes while organ music plays

That's an honor usually reserved for heads of state.

 

[domroger]

If there was a hole in the window that one could poke a stick through, this would be perfect.

Fucking brilliant .
I nearly snorted my beer .

 

[girlsmiley]

If there was a hole in the window that one could poke a stick through, this would be perfect.

You said stick, not dick!

Ok.

Sorry, I am having one of those mornings.

 

[thør]

You said stick, not dick!

Ok.

Sorry, I am having one of those mornings.

Just poke the dead dick with a stick....

 

[girlsmiley]

Just poke the dead dick with a stick....

At first I thought you said "If there was a hole in the window that one could poke a dick through, this would be perfect."

Because I'm half asleep. Sorry darling.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

At first I thought you said "If there was a hole in the window that one could poke a dick through, this would be perfect."

Because I'm half asleep. Sorry darling.

Which half?

 

[girlsmiley]

Which half?

The boring half.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The boring half.

At least that still leaves you open for business.

 

[girlsmiley]

At least that still leaves you open for business.

Open for business, eh? I like that.