I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Backdoor_Bella]

because you seem to assume that I want to chat with you outside of Lit and I have no idea who you are

 

[JudasIscariot]

because you seem to assume that I want to chat with you outside of Lit and I have no idea who you are

I must have told you my name like 10 times

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I must have told you my name like 10 times

shut it, Pedro!

 

[Violetvixen1]

Because I fell asleep mid reply.

 

[JudasIscariot]

shut it, Pedro!

It's Rupert

I won't fax you anymore.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

It's Rupert

I won't fax you anymore.

page me

 

[missgreekgeek]

Because your opening line was "Oh honey you're beautiful".

Did you not read my extensive profile? Fuck.
Guys like you are the reason I'm a bitch.

 

[sultan_sd]

I didn't answer your PM because I had no PM to answer

 

[MDaddy]

Wait PMs i thought it PMS who wants to talk about that...

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I didn't answer your pm because the heading "Hi from Leavenworth" kind of concerned me

 

[Sensualdreamer]

IDAYPM b/c

I'm not bisexual. In fact I'm not sure what about my profile would make you think I'm sexually attracted to women

 

[LizVegas79]

I D A Y P M B -

1. You clearly didn't bother to read my profile.
2. You didn't bother to fill out your own profile, or it's so vague it bores me.
3. Enough guys have already offered me their services today, thanks.

Bonus answer - it's more fun to form a connection on one or two of the threads and THEN take it from there.


Liz

 

[Violetvixen1]

IDAYPM because I'm taking a nap first.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

IDAYPM because of its sheer inanity
I did answer because you spoke specifically to me about a thread or something I said in the past or referenced in my bio.
I sent you a PM...almost never cold call but when I do I have a certain feeling, happy to say that I am usually right.

 

[tender_elf]

IDAYPM because of its sheer inanity
I did answer because you spoke specifically to me about a thread or something I said in the past or referenced in my bio.
I sent you a PM...almost never cold call but when I do I have a certain feeling, happy to say that I am usually right.

I've given up on pms

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

because I either learned something about you from your profile/previous posts that didn't appeal to me or I learned nothing about you since you had no profile details or previous posts

don't be a stranger

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I suddenly decided I didn't like the people you seem to be calling your friends.

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because you are on my ignore list.

 

[beachbaby179]

IDAYPM because when I take more than 30 minutes to respond and that makes me a fucking ignorant cunt ... well, let's just say I don't think we have much in common.

 

[Thandi]

IDAYPM because when I take more than 30 minutes to respond and that makes me a fucking ignorant cunt ... well, let's just say I don't think we have much in common.

Whoa! Seriously?

 

[beachbaby179]

Whoa! Seriously?

Seriously. Thank God for the ignore button.

 

[Thandi]

Seriously. Thank God for the ignore button.

Fucking Asstwat.

 

[beachbaby179]

Yeah, well, calling him that would have meant I was responding. Wasn't playing that game.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Whoa! Seriously?

I can believe that. I've heard some guys get so offended when a woman doesn't fall all over their 'wonderful' wit and charm, by a quick response, they get pretty nasty. Isn't that mysogyny?

 

[snowkitten13]

IDAYPMB all you did was ask if I liked it in the ass. Seriously?